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Obama, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a Psychic about the date of his death.
Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: “You will die on a Jewish holiday.”
“Which one?'” Obama asks nervously.
“It doesn’t matter.” replied the psychic. “Whenever you die, it’ll be a Jewish holiday.”
To anger a conservative, lie to him. To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth.
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Netanyahu will definitely declare it a National Holiday.
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Hope she is right.
Funny stuff made me laugh
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If it looks good, you'll see it
If it sounds good, you'll hear it
If it's marketed right, you'll buy it
But...If it's real, you'll feel it
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How can one person be despised by so many?
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Are you part of the problem or part of the solution?
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good one.............. 
T R U M P W O N !
U L T R A M A G A !
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My wife just asked me . . ."Then why did the Jews in America vote for him?"
"All that the South has ever desired was that the Union, as established by our forefathers, should be preserved, and that the government, as originally organized, should be administered in purity and truth." – Robert E. Lee
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How can one person be despised by so many? Because he's so, well, despiseable...
Ex- USN (SS) '66-'69
Pro-Constitution.
LET'S GO BRANDON!!!
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Do you think he is smart enough to know how much he is disliked??
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good one.............. Must be a Windows app! Took 8 years to un-install!
Speak softly and use a big bore...
Where's El Cid when we need him...
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How can one person be despised by so many? The biggest issue is how he can also be loved by about as many, and nothing happens to change that.
We may know the time Ben Carson lied, but does anyone know the time Hillary Clinton told the truth?
Immersing oneself in progressive lieberalism is no different than bathing in the sewage of Hell.
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Naw, it will be a national holiday.
An unemployed Jester, is nobody's Fool.
the only real difference between a good tracker and a bad tracker, is observation. all the same data is present for both. The rest, is understanding what you're seeing.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Do you think he is smart enough to know how much he is disliked?? I do not think he really cares narcissistic arrogant A holes like him never care about anything but them selves and will not listen unless it is what they want. They turn it all off.
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one holiday I will celebrate myself
A Doe walks out of the woods today and says, that is the last time I'm going to do that for Two Bucks.
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