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Originally Posted by rost495
Originally Posted by rong
Sitting down to pee has it's drawbacks


Well some of us sit down to poop... Mine goes in my drawers immediately.... Can't hardly miss it if I forget it when pulling the drawers up....

i'm sure some smart ass is going to think thats gross too.... don't much care, my gun, my azz is clean and my drawers are too... thank you very much.


I don't poop in my drawers, but I do sit down to pee.


Originally Posted by 16penny
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Originally Posted by curdog4570
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
"HER gun" is the clue here.

Isn't it great when women get extra points for applying for a givernment job?


That's the first half of the Daily Double.

Want to guess on color?


Probably a colored lesbian, hence no disciplinary action

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She forgot her gun but I bet she didn't forget her Iphone.
Every gal under age 40 has her Iphone in her hand 24/7.
They don't need a holster for it, it never leaves their hand.

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Probably a colored lesbian, hence no disciplinary action


It does sound like that....

http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/21/politics/air-marshal-gun-airplane-bathroom/

"She made a mistake because she wasn't given the appropriate tools to succeed,"



I mean, how was she supposed to know not to leave the gun in the john?


"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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maybe tool should be singular?

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the last person I would trust with anything, would be a female federal LEO. laughing


Sam......

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