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So this ole boy is at the auction looking to pick up a pony he can make a couple of bucks on. In the back of the stalls is a beautiful horse, couldn't put one together any better. After waiting all night, they finally bring the horse out to the few remaining bidders. The Auctioneer starts out "this horse don't look to good but should make somebody a fine horse to have around". Well the ole boy couldn't believe his luck, they're selling this beautiful horse as ugly and sure enough, he secured the winning bid. After paying the horse off he gets him and is leading him to the trailer when the horse runs right into a large pole on his way thru the barn. The ole boy runs back to the Auctioneer, and accuses him of selling him a blind horse. The Auctioneer never misses a beat and says " I told you he don't look so good".


Probably won't be funny till you get your horse home and all is well, just thought you might like it.