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I think I beat beoceorl to this one, so I'm playing the straight man here: Plucky Molly Cavalli donned a barely-there one-piece swimsuit to film a ‘shark cage’ promo for adult entertainment company Camsoda. But the shoot went horribly wrong when a ten-feet lemon shark broke through the metal barrier and took a chunk out of her foot and ankle. Molly is then seen desperately scrambling to get out of the water and back to the safety of the film crew’s boat. Once out of the bloody waters she screams when she sees the full extent of her injuries. Friends try to comfort the star as she burst into tears. It had been hoped Cavalli’s risky stunt would help show off custom built technology to support underwater live feeds from anywhere in the world. Not surprisingly, the terrifying incident meant the shoot had to be cut short so they could dash Molly to a nearby hospital. ![[Linked Image]](https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/shark1.png) enjoy. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3489549/porn-star-horror-shark-attack/
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Amputee porn . . . 
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Seemed like a good idea at the time.....
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It could have gotten a little kinky.
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Bet that shark is still trying to get that skank taste out of his mouth...
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I've been hurt worse than that brushing my teeth.
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Bet that shark is still trying to get that skank taste out of his mouth... Word is the shark footage won't make the final cut because..... It spit rather than swallowed....
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I've been hurt worse than that brushing my teeth. You cut off part of you foot while brushing your teeth? You're doing it wrong.
Camp is where you make it.
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Heck that bite is gonna give her status and help her noterity. Personally i dont like blondes , brunettes trip my trigger.
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That gash on her foot aint nothin compared to the gash between her legs!!
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I don't know but I think I would Bite her if I got the chance.
Just sayin.
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I think I beat beoceorl to this one, so I'm playing the straight man here: Plucky Molly Cavalli donned a barely-there one-piece swimsuit to film a ‘shark cage’ promo for adult entertainment company Camsoda. But the shoot went horribly wrong when a ten-feet lemon shark broke through the metal barrier and took a chunk out of her foot and ankle. Molly is then seen desperately scrambling to get out of the water and back to the safety of the film crew’s boat. Once out of the bloody waters she screams when she sees the full extent of her injuries. Friends try to comfort the star as she burst into tears. It had been hoped Cavalli’s risky stunt would help show off custom built technology to support underwater live feeds from anywhere in the world. Not surprisingly, the terrifying incident meant the shoot had to be cut short so they could dash Molly to a nearby hospital. enjoy. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3489549/porn-star-horror-shark-attack/You know...I had higher hopes for that link.
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fugg ..
All she seems to do is lesbian vids on pool tables along with big plastic toys.... just saying
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fugg ..
All she seems to do lesbian vids on pool tables along with big plastic toys.... just saying
Apparently she was in real danger of being eaten...guess it really is a dangerous profession.
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You guys are mean, the gal is just trying to make a living......
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You guys are mean, the gal is just trying to make a living...... so was the shark.
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RWE: I felt sorry for the little temptress!
That had to have hurt.
And it will leave a mark I am sure!
I feel a lawsuit coming (no pun intended!).
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Amputee porn . . . LMFAO!
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I've been hurt worse than that brushing my teeth. This I believe.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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