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Lady Lythely

Step softly now and loft the mop
To knock the tassled tumblys off
Or rub upon the ruffled rim
And flick the fluff all off again

Dust the rust encrusted bust
Her shape shows off her means
And proves the age old adage
The end justifies the jeans

- copyright 2006, Stephen Redgwell

Huge Hung Hugh

At last, she gasped
An 'all hung' cast
Their baskets bulged and bounced

So tanned and toned
And taut and trim
Who couldn't get enough of them?

But Hugh was hugely hung and how!
The girls could not contain themselves
His muscles made them all meow
In sheer serge shorts with bulbous plow!

Egad! The man exuded lust
A complex, mixed up, pungent musk
That stirred their loins
And made them squeal
For huge hung Hugh at every meal!

-copyright 2006, Stephen Redgwell

My favorite passage from the Bible:


Adams first words when he saw Evie...." Stand back ...no telling how big this guy is gonna get"

Stand and deliver!!

Red, oh if words could only tell
Where all human endeavors err,
It would probably Go quite Well
And then be even more than fair.

That a man named Steve
Does strive His story to tell
Upon which others can then feed
And enjoy the tale as well.

Burma Shave..