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Unfortunately it doesn't work that way because:

A. You don't have to be married to have babies.
B. They pay you to have them.

The victory is mine, after you revealed your true self.

LOL

FB2 livin' in Bwana's head, rent free, 24/7

LOL

Nobody cares what you think 24/7

Yeah, but I already know that.

You, on the other hand, must think someone here gives a shidt what you think.

Careful NV, he's very sensitive.

Peer pressure doesn't effect me, and perceived notions of me are irrelevant in my life...I don't care they think.

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Logic??

Here's Logic:


Weed Eater
Uploaded 01/31/2011
Larry turns to Doug and says, 'You know, I'm
tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to
the Community College and sign up for some classes.'

Doug thinks it's a
good idea and the two leave.

The next day, Larry goes down to the college
and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math,
English, history, and Logic.

'Logic?' Larry says. 'What's
that?'

The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed
eater?'

'Yeah.'

'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed
eater, I think that you would have a yard.'

'That's true, I do have a
yard.'

'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think
logically that you would have a house.'

'Yes, I do have a
house.'

'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically
have a family.'

'Yes, I have a family.

'I'm not done yet. Because
you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a
wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.'

'I am a
heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I
have a weed eater.'

Excited to take the class now, Larry shakes the
Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Doug at the bar. He tells Doug about his
classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and
Logic.

'Logic? ' Doug says, 'What's that?'

Larry says, 'I'll give
you an example. Do you have a weed eater?'

'No.'

'Then you're a
queer.'

Glad my coffee was gone.

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WOW! Almost 1600 posts in 5 months!!! Glad I missed the drivel.

Nobody's laughing except you landscaper boy