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How are you with boxes of bullets? wink I do OK with a box of bullets but a bag of peanuts is another story. miles Dats why they make scissors!
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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My big rant!! Spring 1975. Teri Garr never returned any of my phone calls!!! 1960's Annette Funicello didn't return any of mine either.
Ed
A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes the person who never asks is a fool forever.
The worst slaves are those that put the chains on themselves.
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People that put the toilet paper on backwards so it doesn't roll over the top but from underneath.
I don't give a chit which end it comes off of as long as it's there.
Ed
A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes the person who never asks is a fool forever.
The worst slaves are those that put the chains on themselves.
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Why I carry a funnel. The only thing these spouts are good for is for the lid to go over. We did it the wrong way growing up. The dogs would unwind the whole roll. Dogs? Didn't want to bother keeping a water bowl full? Bugs me too but it comes with having to put the seat back down. My counter to putting the seat down is also putting the lid down, just as irritating as having to bother putting the seat down - Having to put the lid up.
Ed
A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes the person who never asks is a fool forever.
The worst slaves are those that put the chains on themselves.
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The word 'usage'.............. totally useless.
I know of no instance where the word 'use' would not be appropriate!
"...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867
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6.5 Creedmore's..........
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Quitters, p-hags, girlymen in yoga pants, the stupid drivers in Gore, Oklahoma.
Trump Won!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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... My counter to putting the seat down is also putting the lid down, just as irritating as having to bother putting the seat down - Having to put the lid up. And here I had always thought that the people who put the lid down did so because of their fascination with growing mold in the bowl.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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I'll start by ranting about supermarket produce bags. I have a awful time getting those open.
Your rant? I hate those GD things to.
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The word 'usage'.............. totally useless.
I know of no instance where the word 'use' would not be appropriate! You might be on to something here!
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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What fresh Hell is this?
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Since we are be-otching about stuff my list:
Bicyclists Californians, and their driving habits Illegals Moose limbs Cats Liberals/media 270's Range Nazis Grammar Nazis Commies Rap/hip hop Vehicle inspections Safety gas cans Azz hat neighbors Lazy bastids
That about covers it.
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Now when you say moose limbs, you aren't saying you do not not enjoy a nice knuckle , once in a while.? Are you?
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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I'll start by ranting about supermarket produce bags. I have a awful time getting those open.
Your rant? Since retiring a couple of years ago, nada. Little, very little, bends me one way or the other.
Conduct is the best proof of character.
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6.5 Creedmore's.......... Yep, I hate em. Dont know why.....just do.
I am MAGA.
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Campfire Kahuna
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6.5 Creedmore's.......... Yep, I hate em. Dont know why.....just do. Will the hatred for that surpass the .270?
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Single ply ass wipe........
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Single ply ass wipe........
On top of that, how about that 2" narrow paper you find in restrooms these days?
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As an addendum to that rant, I've been carrying portable butt wipes with me if I need to use a public restroom. You can have your PC's, moon landings, internet, 6.5 Creedmore, polio vaccine etc. Butt wipes are the single greatest invention of the last 50 years and possibly 100.
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery. Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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As an anti-rant or an addendum to that rant, I've been carrying portable butt wipes with me if I need to use a public restroom. You can have your PC's, moon landings, internet, 6.5 Creedmore, polio vaccine etc. Butt wipes are the single greatest invention of the last 50 years and possibly 100. Side note Used to call those toilet seat covers, "Paper Ass Gaskets". My janitor that worked for me thought that was the funniest thing he'd ever heard! He'd just laugh! He was kinda special anyway.
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
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