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Lmao Randy,

A little advice from the great north for you, Don't do that when wearing a pair of overalls or when showering.........don't ask.


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Sometime I'll tell you about the coworker deer hunting and the hood of his cardhart overalls.


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ROFLMAO. wink


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proud of you.


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LMAO.

I know exactly what you're talking about with that drink except the stuff I had to drink was faux orange. That stuff will gag a maggot. The instructions said put it in the fridge and it wouldn't be so bad. Horse hockey!

I was pretty pissed when I got there and the tech said I had to drink ANOTHER ONE. She said that if they told folks they'd have to drink another when they got there, that they might not show up.


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I am glad that I am not the only one that believes farts prove that god has a sense of humor. I picked up my wife at the airport yesterday and got in the elevator to our parking level and the stench was worse than an open grave. A woman said someone left us a gift, and the whole group started laughing.

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Farts are nature's way of keeping us humble.


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Those gals got what they deserved. Every time an old fart does something unusual females automatically think the old fart is crazy and they have to stick their nose in it.

Wait a week and do it again and they will do the same all over. I can hear it now, "What are you doing out here This Time? "

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Sounds like paint peeler farts.

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FWIW good luck.

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not interested in the smell of your farts.

Disgusting

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Dammit I was 10ft behind this old piss bagger at walgreens pharmacy. He smelled like sour milk and cat whizz. And when he left, his funk was STILL there for several minutes.

Any you old dudes, need to be mindful if youre peeing all over yourself, for God's sake and everyone else, take a bath and change/wash your dang clothes more than just once a month.

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Randy on a date?



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I needed this laugh...should have read this yesterday. Thanks!

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Originally Posted by 12344mag
Lmao Randy,

A little advice from the great north for you, Don't do that when wearing a pair of overalls or when showering.........don't ask.

Our FD turnout pants having a vapor barrier seemed like they could trap farts for hours. It was when you lowered the pants that the stench would release.


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All this science. You might think they could make a fart drink taste good, it nooooo!


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Originally Posted by simonkenton7
not interested in the smell of your farts.

Disgusting



Lighten up Simon... wink


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That was some funny chitt!


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It was funny but disgusting too.

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