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I'd carry a gun and pepper spray.
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I guess I could see you wearing this hat as an alternative to Ringman accidentally shooting you while trying to get the bear to spit your head out. ![[Linked Image]](http://a64.tinypic.com/1587fac.jpg) Did you lift this off the internet or is this real? Dave
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire 'Bwana
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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Campfire 'Bwana
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A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Man that is straight awesome.
Clark
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Ranger
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Well, this thread certainly took a turn for the better. Some fella wearing a spittoon on his head in a dirty bathroom. Never saw it coming. Well played Kellory. Well played.
This has now become my favorite thread.
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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“Montana seems to me to be what a small boy would think Texas is like from hearing Texans.”
John Steinbeck
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Campfire Ranger
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Happy to see she was able to roll it off of her. Maybe a spittoon on her azz would of helped?
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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Campfire Ranger
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I guess I could see you wearing this hat as an alternative to Ringman accidentally shooting you while trying to get the bear to spit your head out. Did you lift this off the internet or is this real? Dave I'll see your dog bike helmet and ear plugs and raise you one penis shaped tin hat, good Sir!
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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Right. Actually, a Nat Geo documentary found, after interviewing the bear, that while "biting the legs it was the odor from those socks that finally turned me off. The bear spray, for a moment, almost convinced me to stay and ask for some Picante too, but the socks overruled and I almost hurled, thinking Pepto Bismo, or, in my case some cannabis oil. It seemed easier to just leave at this point."
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Would you believe, the question of Grizzly vs plate mail has come up before and been discussed at length? Lol. http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-301180.html
An unemployed Jester, is nobody's Fool.
the only real difference between a good tracker and a bad tracker, is observation. all the same data is present for both. The rest, is understanding what you're seeing.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Yes. Note to self. Don't challenge a feeding bear.
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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Campfire 'Bwana
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10x42 binoculars proved effective for me a couple weeks back. Neck shot at 9 feet. 
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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Campfire Sage
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You shot them with your binos?
Dave
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Run towards a fat person.
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serious, I have seen bear get shot and she made it to the shooter. people need to know the best bullet placement to take down a bear.
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Campfire Tracker
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Here is a Bear Safety video featuring the guy from Bozeman, Todd Orr that was attacked last year. Go to minute 2:00 and understand how little time one has to react to a bear attack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35cJJ2jIg2I
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