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Let's suspend disbelief and say the creature known as Bigfoot, Sasquatch, etc. is real. You're walking along hunting Whitetails or whatnot and happen to have a rifle capable of putting him down. Bigfoot is likewise, just strolling along, not threatening you or anything you hold dear. Visions of millions of dollars flash through your head, as do visions of yourself cooling your heels in the local calabozo or even the Federal slam. I mean, who knows nowadays? What do you do? Do you part Squatch's hair with your '06 or bid him a good day and carry on with the deer hunt?

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Self defense, yes. To just bust a cap on something, no.


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Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Self defense, yes. To just bust a cap on something, no.

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Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Self defense, yes. To just bust a cap on something, no.



That's pretty much how I see it too. But, I'll cross that road IF I ever get to it.....and I sure ain't holding my breath.

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I'd take the first clear video shots of him............ever.


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hell yes,he'd be worth millions.

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No, I'd log onto the Campfire tell my story and Gus would make fun of me..........


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Only if I was carrying a .243 AI. If it was a standard .243, I wouldn't even attempt it.


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He was killed by the "second shooter" in either Las Vagas or Dallas....


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Hell yeah!!

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Kill? No.

But I would surely kneecap him.


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I'd try to talk to him. Explain that it's not his fault he has to live in the woods, he's disadvantaged and its society's fault.

Then he'd live happily ever after.

And PS I'd never shoot an innocent deer either.



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Test of all test's. Who's tougher me or bigfoot? Heck yeah, I'd drop my rifle walk over there and kick his arse with my fists! Oh, I'm sure he'd get in a lick or two but I think I could whoop him.


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My boys (7,3 and 2) are convinced every time we go into the woods that we are looking for Bigfoot. The middle one now usually carries a length of rope with which to lasso and tie him. Fortunately for Bigfoot the boys seem more interested in live capture methods.

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Hell yeah!!

Here, hold my beer.

Ha, ha...okay that made me spit my coffee laughing this morning smile.

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Self defense, yes. To just bust a cap on something, no.


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Originally Posted by wageslave
I'd take the first clear video shots of him............ever.


^^^THIS^^^

Then if he threatened me, yes. Otherwise he'd walk, especially if I was in a tree stand.


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Are we talking a trophy Bigfoot or just a dink?

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No, I’d give him beef jerky.

They love that ....


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No, I don't believe I would. Might even protect his mother from Father Vinny.


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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Might even protect his mother from Father Vinny.


Where do you think bigfoots come from?



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I think I'd see if he wanted to share my lunch.


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I'd say actually seeing one close enough to see it's face would scare the schit out of most folks,myself included. Hard to say what might happen after that.

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There are more primitive life forms we consider human in all urban hubs. I'd let him stroll on, hell...he can even vote if he wants to. Maybe we could pay them as an incentive to breed.

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How does B&C score one? Do they need a 60 day drying time?


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Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
How does B&C score one? Do they need a 60 day drying time?



If one scored a 10 or so, it would be a hit with the lady bigfoots. grin


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I would buy him a couple of drinks and convince him to go on tour with me. Charge people 10 dollars for a selfie.

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Was that suppose to be a serious question? If so in my younger years i would have shot in a heart beat. Now in my old age i don't think i would..

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Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Self defense, yes. To just bust a cap on something, no.

This. Too close to human, assuming we are suspending disbelief for the moment and accepting the lore.


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Photos are too easy to fake. If you really wanted to convince people that it's real, you need a corpse...or a live one.


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No, I didnt't shoot him when I saw him/her!

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Bigfoot's can't be killed or else we would have already seen a dead one.

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Originally Posted by CrowRifle
Kill? No.

But I would surely kneecap him.


The dude in the ghillie suit is going to be pissed. laugh


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No, I'd log onto the Campfire tell my story and Gus would make fun of me..........
Now that's funny!


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Harpoon the Loc Ness monster?


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I'd walk up to the card table and ask if I could join the game with him, Elvis, and the St. Bernards.


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No. I wouldn't kill him.


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I'd capture him and sign him to a basketball scholarship. Imagine him coming down the lane to dunk?


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I think that any Bigfoot that roams the face of the earth has a much higher intellect than the millions of people that tune in to watch that Finding Bigfoot show every week on the television. Those Bigfoot hunters run all over country filming themselves for an hour and then amazingly don't find anything. I don't know about your state, but here in the Midwest trail cameras abound and our local Bigfoot's are notoriously camera shy.


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How does B&C score one? Do they need a 60 day drying time?



If one scored a 10 or so, it would be a hit with the lady bigfoots. grin


I just snorted DP out my nose on this one. LOL


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Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Self defense, yes. To just bust a cap on something, no.



my way of thinkin' also.........


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Bigfoot hunters are geniuses. They get paid to travel to cool places and have unsuccessful hunts.

If I saw what I believed to be a bigfoot while hunting, I would assume it was an idiot in a gorilla suit wanting to commit suicide by deer hunter and would not oblige him.


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Originally Posted by Windfall
I think that any Bigfoot that roams the face of the earth has a much higher intellect than the millions of people that tune in to watch that Finding Bigfoot show every week on the television. Those Bigfoot hunters run all over country filming themselves for an hour and then amazingly don't find anything. I don't know about your state, but here in the Midwest trail cameras abound and our local Bigfoot's are notoriously camera shy.


A few years ago my mom called to tell me the "Finding Bigfoot" film crew was in town (Prudenville,MI) to investigate Bigfoot sightings behind the house.

I had to, of course, watch that episode! Anyways, they had a townhall with witnesses describing their sightings, yada, yada.

As a kid I tramped all over those woods. I trapped, snowmobiled and hunted deer, squirrels, grouse, woodcock- all of it. I've dropped a fly in every trout stream around for 50 miles.

If there was a Bigfoot in Roscommon County, MI, I'd know about it. And, yes, if I were to see one, I'm shootin' it smile.

By the way, ain't no Bigfoots (or is it Bigfeet?) in Kansas neither.

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If his hairy azz was coming at me I'd pop him. To kill him for no reason never.

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if he is wearing a turban , don't take any chances.

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He's never done anything to Me or Mine, so no.

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I seen him one night at a tit bar called Daisy Mae's. Ridin' a Harley.
He bought us round and we let him be.


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Probably not,because my first thought would be that it was some guys trying to make a Bigfoot video. By the time I realized he was real,he would be gone.

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Originally Posted by EthanEdwards
Let's suspend disbelief and say the creature known as Bigfoot, Sasquatch, etc. is real. You're walking along hunting Whitetails or whatnot and happen to have a rifle capable of putting him down. Bigfoot is likewise, just strolling along, not threatening you or anything you hold dear. Visions of millions of dollars flash through your head, as do visions of yourself cooling your heels in the local calabozo or even the Federal slam. I mean, who knows nowadays? What do you do? Do you part Squatch's hair with your '06 or bid him a good day and carry on with the deer hunt?


No, but I might whup on him with some blue air-hose!









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Originally Posted by Sycamore
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Let's suspend disbelief and say the creature known as Bigfoot, Sasquatch, etc. is real. You're walking along hunting Whitetails or whatnot and happen to have a rifle capable of putting him down. Bigfoot is likewise, just strolling along, not threatening you or anything you hold dear. Visions of millions of dollars flash through your head, as do visions of yourself cooling your heels in the local calabozo or even the Federal slam. I mean, who knows nowadays? What do you do? Do you part Squatch's hair with your '06 or bid him a good day and carry on with the deer hunt?


No, but I might whup on him with some blue air-hose!




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Since there are so many dumbazzes in monkey suits trying to make a buck/run a scam, I'd have to have some pretty serious proof that it was one before I'd consider shooting one. If I was absolutely sure, I'd drop him right there, and wait for a check.............


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If you'd shoot and wait for a check keep in mind that those who say they'd give $$$ for a bigfoot dead or alive are probably just running their mouth knowing they'll never have to pony up.

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Not a problem. Something like that would have the phone ringing off the hook. National Enquirer, museums, Dennis Rodman, take your pick.................


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No. Used to think I'd shoot, but as recently as yesterday, in Walmart, I saw some females of
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Harpoon the Loc Ness monster?



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Originally Posted by jorgeI
He was killed by the "second shooter" in either Las Vagas or Dallas....


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Shoot him? Heck no, I'd suck him off!!!

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Too much risk of it being a man.


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It’s illegal to kill Bigfoot here. After the Patterson film a county in southern Washington (Skamania) outlawed killing a squatch in 1969 and over the years I believe that the state made it a crime.

I’d arm wrestle a squatch and the loser goes with the winner for 6 months. I’m 0-1 because he cheated and they have a very nice community. Their days are spent throwing rocks, building nests and generally fawking with hippie hikers.


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Shoot him? Heck no, I'd suck him off!!!


Needed repeating......


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Only if he refused to stand for our National Anthem grin


This. And then I'd whack him with a .270



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Originally Posted by hacklewrap01
No. Used to think I'd shoot, but as recently as yesterday, in Walmart, I saw some females of
his kind, couldn't have been anything else. He has my sympathy. I'd disappear in the
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That there is funny. And sadly true.


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High fence or low?


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Originally Posted by RJY66
If I saw what I believed to be a bigfoot while hunting, I would assume it was an idiot in a gorilla suit wanting to commit suicide by deer hunter and would not oblige him.


This would be my thinking as well. I might be tempted to crank a round over his head to see if I could get him to Shat his suit.


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Originally Posted by EthanEdwards
Let's suspend disbelief and say the creature known as Bigfoot, Sasquatch, etc. is real.


How about let's don't?


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if it was a female one, i might try to fu-ck her


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Originally Posted by stxhunter
if it was a female one, i might try to fu-ck her


how can an 'it' be a female ?

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Might even protect his mother from Father Vinny.


Where do you think bigfoots come from?


That is very unkind. Did BF's mom piddle in your cornflakes?


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Shoot him with a camera. Gun? Only in extremis.


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Originally Posted by AcesNeights
It’s illegal to kill Bigfoot here. After the Patterson film a county in southern Washington (Skamania) outlawed killing a squatch in 1969 and over the years I believe that the state made it a crime.

I’d arm wrestle a squatch and the loser goes with the winner for 6 months. I’m 0-1 because he cheated and they have a very nice community. Their days are spent throwing rocks, building nests and generally fawking with hippie hikers.



I don't think the whole state is off limits for shooting BF. I know about Skamania Co and I think maybe some other county or counties, but I don't think there is a state law.

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No way I would even attempt to shoot him with an 06. The 6.5 Creedmore is the ONLY caliber capable of taking Bigfoot or anything else for that matter....... so it seems !!!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by dpd
No way I would even attempt to shoot him with an 06. The 6.5 Creedmore is the ONLY caliber capable of taking Bigfoot or anything else for that matter....... so it seems !!!!!!!!!!



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Saw it up near Folke, Arkansas. Damn near hit it when it stepped in the road in front of me.

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Originally Posted by websterparish47
Saw it up near Folke, Arkansas. Damn near hit it when it stepped in the road in front of me.

Probably took a week for that idiot to get the smell out of his suit.............


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Give him a thumbs up and let him walk..


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Give him a thumbs up and let him walk..


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Originally Posted by HilhamHawk
Originally Posted by websterparish47
Saw it up near Folke, Arkansas. Damn near hit it when it stepped in the road in front of me.

Probably took a week for that idiot to get the smell out of his suit.............


It wasn't wearing a suit. grin

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Probably end up with manslaughter charges after they got the monkey suit off the guy.


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'Would you kill Bigfoot?'

sure, but would deserve to go down via something glorious like 340 Wby, not a common 'gay' .270
which I don't think meets the minimum energy requirement for BF.

chances are it would be a difficult angle running shot... grin


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He is to big to drag out. So you would have to go back and try to talk one of you buds to come help you. Imagine that conversation!

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Originally Posted by dh84
He is to big to drag out. So you would have to go back and try to talk one of you buds to come help you. Imagine that conversation!



Nah.

Gotta shoot it in the ass, then have a yellow Avalanche and a winch with a mile of cable. laugh


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Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Self defense, yes. To just bust a cap on something, no.


nailed it for me.

I've outgrown my bloodthirsty youth.


If I'm not planning on eating you and you're not planning on eatin me, I'm not shooting you.


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and on a day like to day it's sorely needed.


lots of good 1 liners here and I enjoyed em all


great thread EE


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if you saw a BF wounded by .270, would you put it out of its misery or call PETA and the local vet?.. laugh


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If you would shoot a Bigfoot you would shoot a kid or a dog for no reason. Think what you are killin' .


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Originally Posted by catosilvaje
If you would shoot a Bigfoot you would shoot a kid or a dog for no reason. Think what you are killin' .



Exactly!


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If he was real and he attacked you and you had to shoot him, They would throw the book at you!

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Originally Posted by dh84
If he was real and he attacked you and you had to shoot him, They would throw the book at you!


I doubt that.

What law would you have broken?


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What about his buddies after you shoot him?

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Originally Posted by JoeBob
What about his buddies after you shoot him?


A good question.

The answer:


http://www.bigfootencounters.com/classics/beck.htm

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Originally Posted by dh84
He is to big to drag out. So you would have to go back and try to talk one of you buds to come help you. Imagine that conversation!

Quarter it... but make sure you leave evidence of sex...


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Originally Posted by Malloy805
Originally Posted by dh84
He is to big to drag out. So you would have to go back and try to talk one of you buds to come help you. Imagine that conversation!

Quarter it... but make sure you leave evidence of sex...



Most people try to wipe that up...


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I would try. I once read a story about a hunter in British Columbia who shot a Sasquatch with a .45-90 and never found it. So I don't know how hard they are to put down.

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Hell, that should have made a big enough hole! they must be hard to kill.

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Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Self defense, yes. To just bust a cap on something, no.


That, and would take photos/video

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Originally Posted by moosemike
I would try. I once read a story about a hunter in British Columbia who shot a Sasquatch with a .45-90 and never found it. So I don't know how hard they are to put down.



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You have to use silver bullets, like for werewolfs wink


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OK, so apparently it's a little tricky to butcher a Bigfoot. laugh

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Originally Posted by EthanEdwards
Let's suspend disbelief and say the creature known as Bigfoot, Sasquatch, etc. is real. You're walking along hunting Whitetails or whatnot and happen to have a rifle capable of putting him down. Bigfoot is likewise, just strolling along, not threatening you or anything you hold dear. Visions of millions of dollars flash through your head, as do visions of yourself cooling your heels in the local calabozo or even the Federal slam. I mean, who knows nowadays? What do you do? Do you part Squatch's hair with your '06 or bid him a good day and carry on with the deer hunt?


Does it require a game stamp?

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Shoot with a tranquilizer dart, more if needed, Take lot's of pictures. Hope like crazy he forgets you.


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Isn't this thread about the movie: "Harry & the Henderson's"?

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Originally Posted by mathman
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Originally Posted by EthanEdwards
Let's suspend disbelief and say the creature known as Bigfoot, Sasquatch, etc. is real. You're walking along hunting Whitetails or whatnot and happen to have a rifle capable of putting him down. Bigfoot is likewise, just strolling along, not threatening you or anything you hold dear. Visions of millions of dollars flash through your head, as do visions of yourself cooling your heels in the local calabozo or even the Federal slam. I mean, who knows nowadays? What do you do? Do you part Squatch's hair with your '06 or bid him a good day and carry on with the deer hunt?


No, but I might whup on him with some blue air-hose!
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Has Bigfoot been calling/texting your womenfolk?


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...Actually Sycamore, you are sort of right....
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Well if they exist, we'd have them around here...

he have hippies in Cave Junction for instance, who you could mistake for Bigfoot...

But I wouldn't see a reason to shoot one...

I mean, after all, I doubt if they vote democRAT....


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In Texas:

Any “non-protected, nongame animal may be hunted on private property with landowner consent by any means, at any time and there is no bag limit or possession limit,” - L. David Sinclair, TPWD Law Enforcement.

Why hasn't any bowhunter, in any state, over the past 80 years, given a credible description of a "bigfoot/sasquatch" sighting???


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I will be more than a little up set if someone shoots my uncle and hunting partner

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And the real thing

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LMMFAO. Hollywood never gets it right.

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Originally Posted by fredIII
I will be more than a little up set if someone shoots my uncle and hunting partner

A picture of his on screen double. [Linked Image]

And the real thing

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LMMFAO. Hollywood never gets it right.
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Originally Posted by Salmonella
You can't kill a hallucination.
True enough. Back in '82...

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Originally Posted by djs
Originally Posted by EthanEdwards
Let's suspend disbelief and say the creature known as Bigfoot, Sasquatch, etc. is real. You're walking along hunting Whitetails or whatnot and happen to have a rifle capable of putting him down. Bigfoot is likewise, just strolling along, not threatening you or anything you hold dear. Visions of millions of dollars flash through your head, as do visions of yourself cooling your heels in the local calabozo or even the Federal slam. I mean, who knows nowadays? What do you do? Do you part Squatch's hair with your '06 or bid him a good day and carry on with the deer hunt?


Does it require a game stamp?
Tramp stamp according to Roger.

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Originally Posted by 2legit2quit
you boys do crack me up

and on a day like to day it's sorely needed.


lots of good 1 liners here and I enjoyed em all


great thread EE
After Sasquatch ripped that dude's arm off in the Jacklink's commercial, he's fair game.

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doqn here in my neck of the woods, if that beast was found roaming deer lands, he'd be shot on sight just like a feral, free running dogs.

when the picture is made of him with the rope around his neck being dragged out the woods, the 1 million dollar picture, please make him look presentable, like place his tongue back in his mouth.


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Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Self defense, yes. To just bust a cap on something, no.

This!

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It is illegal to kill any animal in Pa that is not in season.
Even f'n chipmunks.


At one time, he would have been shot.
Probably not now.


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I ain't shootin nothin thats got a bigger d--k than I got. Wait! What did I just type? Man, I don't want to give up huntin.

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Kill Bigfoot and put the question of his existence to rest? No way. I'd take a grainy photo instead.

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Originally Posted by lastofthebreed
I ain't shootin nothin thats got a bigger d--k than I got. Wait! What did I just type? Man, I don't want to give up huntin.



There is always mice.....

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That would be two oddities on the same day, a Whitetail and Bigfoot.

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Forty years ago I'd have fired without hesitation but as I've aged the taking of any life requires more thought. As my own life nears the end I'm more inclined to spare others.


















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Originally Posted by Dillonbuck
It is illegal to kill any animal in Pa that is not in season.
Even f'n chipmunks.


At one time, he would have been shot.
Probably not now.


He'd still get shot in my part of PA.

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Originally Posted by Tracks
Forty years ago I'd have fired without hesitation but as I've aged the taking of any life requires more thought. As my own life nears the end I'm more inclined to spare others.


You sound like an older friend of mine. If it's cold or wet he doesn't go hunting, if it's going to be a long drag he rarely shoots....he always says "I just ain't as mad at 'em as I used to be" wink

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Originally Posted by moosemike
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It is illegal to kill any animal in Pa that is not in season.
Even f'n chipmunks.


At one time, he would have been shot.
Probably not now.


He'd still get shot in my part of PA.


Same set up here in Missouri. Some kid just made the news and is in some trouble for shooting one of our elk.
Our game code book is smaller than most because it tells you what you can do. If it ain't in there, you can't do it.


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Originally Posted by lastofthebreed
I ain't shootin nothin thats got a bigger d--k than I got. Wait! What did I just type? Man, I don't want to give up huntin.



You bring up a good and valid point. 🤔

Ok you guys that say you wouldn’t kill him, what if you came home to find him banging the missus like a screen door in a hurricane and she’s crying out for more! Would you shoot him then ?


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Riveting stuff!...a paranormal psychic Adventist church attender,led by a buckskin indian spirit guide
and the missing link theory... smile

he seems to have rolled BF with .30/30

[quote]"It was not long before I saw one of the apelike creatures, standing about eighty yards away near the edge of Ape Canyon.
I shot three times, and it toppled over the cliff, down into the gorge, some four hundred feet below"

" (Hank always slept with his gun near by — it was a Remington automatic, my gun being a 30-30 Winchester, "



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And to think it's supposed to bounce off deer at any range longer than 50 yards....

Moral of the story seems to be if you shoot bigfoot, have a stout roof.

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Originally Posted by 2legit2quit
Originally Posted by lastofthebreed
I ain't shootin nothin thats got a bigger d--k than I got. Wait! What did I just type? Man, I don't want to give up huntin.



You bring up a good and valid point. 🤔

Ok you guys that say you wouldn’t kill him, what if you came home to find him banging the missus like a screen door in a hurricane and she’s crying out for more! Would you shoot him then ?



I would first try to get some *clear* video. I mean, what a way to establish bigfoot is for real...

The video(s) would make you enough money, you may consider keeping him around. You know any girls at work that would...ahem....like to try acting?

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I got one one time. Brought him home and put him in the freezer. Started making phone calls around, you know to universities and news stations and the like to see if they wanted to buy it. Got home from work the next day and my house had been broken into. Sure enough big foot was stolen out of the freezer. I wasn't as mad about that, but they took my Martian I had in there too!


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Bigfoot has not ever hurt anyone, so there is no reason to kill him.



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half the guys i know look like bigfoot so i ain't taking the chance.


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Might even protect his mother from Father Vinny.


Where do you think bigfoots come from?

A boy bigfoot meets a girl bigfoot, it starts out simple enough then after a few drinks things get weird, thats what I was told.

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Originally Posted by 2legit2quit
Originally Posted by lastofthebreed
I ain't shootin nothin thats got a bigger d--k than I got. Wait! What did I just type? Man, I don't want to give up huntin.



You bring up a good and valid point. 🤔

Ok you guys that say you wouldn’t kill him, what if you came home to find him banging the missus like a screen door in a hurricane and she’s crying out for more! Would you shoot him then ?


Then I'd know it ain't Bigfoot who has the bigger dick. laugh

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It is illegal to kill any animal in Pa that is not in season.
Even f'n chipmunks.


At one time, he would have been shot.
Probably not now.


He'd still get shot in my part of PA.


Same set up here in Missouri. Some kid just made the news and is in some trouble for shooting one of our elk.
Our game code book is smaller than most because it tells you what you can do. If it ain't in there, you can't do it.



SPRINGFIELD, Mo. --  Wildlife officials have not decided whether any citations or warnings will be issued after a 14-year-old mistakenly shot a protected elk. 
Abby Wilson, 14, shot the elk on Saturday in Boone County, thinking it was a large white-tailed buck. Her father, Donald White, immediately called the Conservation Department upon realizing his daughter's mistake.
"There is no elk season in Missouri, so free ranging elk are protected," said Tom Strother, an MDC Protection Regional Supervisor. "It is a Wildlife Code violation to shoot a free ranging elk as there are no provisions that outline a hunting season like there is for white-tailed deer."


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Me kill Bigfoot? No...but I hunt in Georgia. If Bigfoot walks in the Georgia woods during deer season he better do it at night. Even then, good luck to ya biggie! Better not cross them power lines!!

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Originally Posted by jwp475


Bigfoot has not ever hurt anyone, so there is no reason to kill him.


http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/colorado-hunter-claims-he-was-sexually-assaulted-by-a-sasquatch/

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Originally Posted by moosemike
Originally Posted by jwp475


Bigfoot has not ever hurt anyone, so there is no reason to kill him.


http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/colorado-hunter-claims-he-was-sexually-assaulted-by-a-sasquatch/


Whoa, Bigfoot has really little toes....



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I’d still crack his azz!!


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