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Buy another seat. They don’t cost much.

We threw out a solid red oak seat years back.

Big Girls?

Holy smokes... the load moment. Some engineering... repurposed F14 swingwing pivots? Or are the paddles not so much weight bearing as tenderly cupping, that far outboard?

A family friend related the tale of the boarding house he lived in while attending college. Their was often residue smeared on the seat of the communal toilet. The general opinion was that the delivery of same was provided by a girl of rather large posterior dimensions. One day, when everyone was in house, Fred cleaned up yet another smear. He meticulously cleaned the seat, then smeared a glob of peanut butter onto it. At that point, he summoned a house meeting in the bathroom, whereupon he pointed out the glob, said that the problem was on-going and needed to be addressed. At that point, he wiped a finger through the glob, stuck it in his mouth and delcared, "Yep, it's tschit, all right."

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With a guy like that around, who needs toilet seats.

Am I to presume that is your subtle way to cheer me up on a dreary day?

Probably not what you’re looking for, but I was in Japan not long ago for work and have to admit they rule the world in toilet seat technology. The seat in the bathroom of my hotel room was heated, vibrated, and shot warm water up your butt. It was almost sensory overload all the stuff it could do and the control panel had more selections than my truck’s entertainment system. It was truly a luxury pooping experience. I’ve got to admit those Japs know how to crap.

Recoil pad? Hell, I need a muzzle brake!!

A few years back, there was to be a television show about a toilet seat with a crack in it (instead of on it) that was to be titled, "F#%k, It Pinches!" Somehow, the title was misheard over the phone and instead the show became "Picket Fences" and went a whole different direction..

Like a gentle vibration or a driving down RR tracks rumble to speed up the process?

TFF

I keep hearing about these. While this thread was a watercloset luddite's celebration of bathroom technology, I can't say I've not been tempted. I'm wondering if they can save user preferences, like my truck does for each driver. If I were to upgrade to a fancy new Toto shïtter, It'd probably need a new and separate room built around it.

Yes, and an expression of the rage I felt when reading you threw out old faithful, presumably for one your wife could fit with carpet, padding and other dangly adornments.

Well Kingsley, if it makes you feel any better, the old seat was in an outhouse in Wabigoon, Ontario. Now, if you want to talk about foam toilet seats, and minus 40---.
This is not ours, just an image from the net.

The icebox in Wabigoon my grandparents had before 'hydro", 1949, would be worth a pretty penny in 2017.

What's that stove pipe all about?

Like I said, that is not ours, but the pipes vent the smell, sort of.