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A well fertilized set of nose hairs can be combed into a very passable mustache.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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My wife has one of them silver bullets too, and there ain't no way in hell I am sticking that thing in my nose. What she need that thing for?
It's about like this:
"Do you puff peters?"
"Hell no!"
"NAZI!!!"
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Campfire Kahuna
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I am, starting to understand just why, Hilary called us, "deplorable".
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Ranger
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How about ass crack hair??? Grab it and yank, it will pull the nose hairs back up and out of sight...
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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My wife has one of them silver bullets too, and there ain't no way in hell I am sticking that thing in my nose. What she need that thing for? My only guess is that her boyfriend ain't keeping her happy.
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Talk about a bunch of unprepared city folks.
You guys should consider hardening yourselves up a bit, if you want any chance at survival once the crash/emp comes.
Be no electric nose clippers then.
Just another reason I snatch!
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Go ahead and pull that nose hair if you're O.K. with the possibility of an infection that close to your brain. Burning is an even more foolish an idea, use the beard trimmer.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Talk about a bunch of unprepared city folks.
You guys should consider hardening yourselves up a bit, if you want any chance at survival once the crash/emp comes.
Be no electric nose clippers then.
Just another reason I snatch! Haha! Good man! You are ahead of the curve.
I am MAGA.
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Crocs and nose hair trimmers.............city folks!
What do youse guys use to keep the razor burn down when you shave off your chest hair?
Vagisil? Shave your chest ? No way......That is what waxing is for. Hair don’t grow on a playground.
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Crocs and nose hair trimmers.............city folks!
What do youse guys use to keep the razor burn down when you shave off your chest hair?
Vagisil? Shave your chest ? No way......That is what waxing is for. Hair don’t grow on a playground. We really do need a "like" button on this site.
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My wife has one of them silver bullets too, and there ain't no way in hell I am sticking that thing in my nose. What she need that thing for? My only guess is that her boyfriend ain't keeping her happy. 
It's about like this:
"Do you puff peters?"
"Hell no!"
"NAZI!!!"
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Campfire Kahuna
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Crocs and nose hair trimmers.............city folks!
What do youse guys use to keep the razor burn down when you shave off your chest hair?
Vagisil? Shave your chest ? No way......That is what waxing is for. Hair don’t grow on a playground. Guy came into our dorm room one evening......naked as a jay bird and screaming for help. He had very recently shaved his nipple clean off. Apparently a nipple is very vascular.....it was bleeding pretty well. Someone suggested he find his nipple and put it in a glass of milk.....in case it could be re-attached. Sadly, his nipple had gone down the drain. Grooming is dangerous.
I am MAGA.
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Guy came into our dorm room one evening......naked as a jay bird and screaming for help.
He had very recently shaved his nipple clean off. Apparently a nipple is very vascular.....it was bleeding pretty well.
Someone suggested he find his nipple and put it in a glass of milk.....in case it could be re-attached. Sadly, his nipple had gone down the drain.
Grooming is dangerous.
I was a lifeguard in high school. One day the chicks convinced one of the hairy guys to wax his chest. He lasted one wax strip. Too painful. Then he got all sorts of ingrown hairs and wore a tank top at the pool to cover it up while on duty for a week or two while we made fun of him. Probably avoid hot wax and edged weapons for the manscaping is my advice.
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It's about like this:
"Do you puff peters?"
"Hell no!"
"NAZI!!!"
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Crocs and nose hair trimmers.............city folks!
What do youse guys use to keep the razor burn down when you shave off your chest hair?
Vagisil? Shave your chest ? No way......That is what waxing is for. Hair don’t grow on a playground. Guy came into our dorm room one evening......naked as a jay bird and screaming for help. He had very recently shaved his nipple clean off. Apparently a nipple is very vascular.....it was bleeding pretty well. Someone suggested he find his nipple and put it in a glass of milk.....in case it could be re-attached. Sadly, his nipple had gone down the drain. Grooming is dangerous. Thanks for sharing. It certainly makes me feel better about my propensity for accidental self-mutilation.
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Been there and done that!
"the .30-06 is never a mistake"
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Been there and done that! Damn, small world. Left or right?
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Crocs and nose hair trimmers.............city folks!
What do youse guys use to keep the razor burn down when you shave off your chest hair?
Vagisil? Wait till you get older, you will have more hair growing out of your nose and ears than your head and appreciate putting your tired azz dogs into something other than a pair of boots.
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Crocs and nose hair trimmers.............city folks!
What do youse guys use to keep the razor burn down when you shave off your chest hair?
Vagisil? Shave your chest ? No way......That is what waxing is for. Hair don’t grow on a playground. Guy came into our dorm room one evening......naked as a jay bird and screaming for help. He had very recently shaved his nipple clean off. Apparently a nipple is very vascular.....it was bleeding pretty well. Someone suggested he find his nipple and put it in a glass of milk.....in case it could be re-attached. Sadly, his nipple had gone down the drain. Grooming is dangerous. My god that's funny Pretty sure if I shaved off my nipple, my dorm buddies would have found me dead in a puddle of my own moob blood before I'd ask them for help.
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Yup, trim nose, ears, and shave back of neck, i gotta try to keep from completely repulsing my wife as I get older. 
Trump Won!
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Crocs and nose hair trimmers.............city folks!
What do youse guys use to keep the razor burn down when you shave off your chest hair?
Vagisil? Shave your chest ? No way......That is what waxing is for. Hair don’t grow on a playground. Guy came into our dorm room one evening......naked as a jay bird and screaming for help. He had very recently shaved his nipple clean off. Apparently a nipple is very vascular.....it was bleeding pretty well. Someone suggested he find his nipple and put it in a glass of milk.....in case it could be re-attached. Sadly, his nipple had gone down the drain. Grooming is dangerous. I got your Vag yougster
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