After the stopover a crusty old Marine Gunnery sergeant boarded, and as fate would have it he was seated next to a minister.
After the plane was airborne to continue on its journey, drink orders were taken.
The Flight Attendant asked the Marine if he wanted a drink? The Marine asked for Rum & Coke, which was prepared and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust..... "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The old Marine then handed his drink back to the attendant & said "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice!."
