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Campfire Outfitter
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Why did the Toilet Tissue get an Education Award?
For its 'No Skids Left Behind' program.
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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What do Charmin toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common ? ![[Linked Image]](https://i.imgur.com/pfsynj1.png) ![[Linked Image]](https://i.imgur.com/Yoboouy.jpg) . . . . . . . . . They both go down to Uranus and wipe out the Klingon's  . . . .
James Pepper: There's no law west of Dodge and no God west of the Pecos. Right, Mr. Chisum? John Chisum: Wrong, Mr. Pepper. Because no matter where people go, sooner or later there's the law. And sooner or later they find God's already been there.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Of course, this brings to mind the old chestnut about the woman wishing that she could do something to increase her breast size and the husband (now deceased) who suggested that she try rubbing them with toilet paper. When asked why that would work, the fool said that it sure seemed to have been effective on her ass.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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