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Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub, drinking a pint or two.

One looked over to the other and said, “Did you know that the Elk have sex 10 to 12 times a day?”

The other one said, “OH Sh%*#, I just joined, ‘The Knights of Columbus!’l

Two Irishmen walk out of a bar ... . Hey, it could happen!

Q. Mrs. Feeney shouted from the kitchen,
"Is that you I hear spittin' in the vase on the mantle piece?"

A. "No", said himself, "but I am gettin' closer."

Two Irish men were sitting in a bar. A drunk man walks up to them and say “I f@&ked your mother” and walks away.

A short while later the drunk returns looks at both the men and say “I don’t know if you two heard me, I said I f@&ked your mother!”

The drunk man returns a 3rd time but this time the two men say “you’re drunk, go home dad!”