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1. One of my neighbors owns several cats. On a recent visit, she introduced them to me: "That’s Astrophe, that’s Erpillar, that’s Aract, that’s Alogue."
“Where on earth did you get such unusual names?” I asked.
“Oh, those are their last names,” she explained. “Their first names are Cat.”
2. What do you call a cat in a station wagon?
A car-pet.
3. What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
Why, a catastrophe, of course!
4. A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a cat sitting next to him.
“Are you a cat?” asked the man, surprised.
“Yes,” the cat replied.
“What are you doing at the movies??” the man asked.
“Well,” said the cat. “I liked the book.”
5. Since my cat is getting old, I'm gonna start calling him by a new name...
GrandPAW.
6. My kitten was having trouble watching her Blu-Ray.
Turns out she just had the movie on paws.
7. How is cat food sold?
Usually purr can.
8. What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
“I’m paw!”
9. What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Chocolate mousse!
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Campfire Ranger
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You're just as bad as ever, Terry! 
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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I need to be punished some more. Continue on T. Jim
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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