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Cheerleading....................... way to man it up.

But if another guy added to the task is needed to make some sort of an impact, Im ok with that. Im worth it.

Later I will let you in on a little secrete why this will not work out the way you hoped but I dont want to throw cold water on your efforts just yet.

Its a new day. You got this.

Assault??? He get caught beating his peter like it owed him money????

I take it the silence means you guys are slowing your roll and getting together as a group trying to see if there is strength in numbers and if you can put something together.

Im patient. Quality over quantity.

Let me know when you are ready to pounce. I will try to act surprised.

TOO the task....TOO rushed....AND impress me

You can program a 3D printer to produce an amateurish looking go pro mount for a bow, but can't grasp the basics of spelling or grammar.
Seems homophones are the bane of your posting.

You spent and entire day on this (we both know you did) and freakin grammar is all you came up with???

Really, Im embarrassed for you now. I had such high hopes for you too.



As you were typing that you were giddy with excitement thinking you had a worthy response hoping to get my attention (how exciting for you) Only to fail.

Now, back to the drawing board for you and don't bother me until you have something worthy of my time.

Try to get into the role. What is your motivation???? What are you trying to accomplish? Sure you are hoping to deliver a crushing insult that will hurt my feelings (we will circle back to that in a moment) and you want to sound all internet badassy so really research your motivations and apply yourself to the task.Type it out and then say it in a mirror with a scowelly face and squinty eyes to see if you buy it first before trotting it out for me.

Now you are at a disadvantage on the whole "hurt my feelings" thing since I dont have any.Clearly you are made up almost entirely of them (and some fat) so you make the mistake of thinking others suffer your affliction but in order for you to hit a home run here, I would first need to place some value in you or have some respect for your opinion (see the beyotch please gif above). Perhaps take the advice that is coming into your PM inbox from the chattering hens.

Perhaps this will motivate you. Based on our interactions thus far this video sums it up very well. Im the guy on the left and you are the Ted Cruz looking guy on the right with the big hat. The rest of your crew are there to watch. Lets see if this will motivate you.

https://youtu.be/Yd8TpzioY6k

SECRET.

Can you at least spell "poaching" correctly?

Cone head, who’s “we” you dumb bastard??? Someone needs to dig up a pic of dan ackroyd in the cone head movie

Getting good with your bow is very important and to a lesser extent the head as long as it's fixed for elk....

Most important thing is being a good Indian and your mental fortitude which we talk the least about...

Folks like sharp things will shut their yap with half a trip up a mountain doing a real hunt which he obviously has little to no experience with...

Truth

Solid advice right there, from someone who “knows” ....

Im patient. I can wait until you come up with something and now with 5 guys working in concert, it should take no time at all. Wonder twin powers activate.

I like my odds.

What exactly are you waiting for? your point was to push your product and get positive attention. So far no one seems to like you!! Kinda not what you were after. Your patiently waiting, for more humiliation and abuse 😀. Jesus! this is actually sad.

Push my product??????

This was my recommendation before idiot boy lost his mind.

I would recommend at least a 450 grain arrow (thats only 6.43 grains per pound of draw so its a light weight projectile) And a solid, 2 blade single bevel broadhead like the cutthroat."

None of these are my products. Are you confused again?

Elk pics....that's what we want, elk pics.

Pfft. I showed pics of animals way larger, tougher, wider and more durable. Remember broadheads (he's asking about broadheads) are not species specific. (A wise man said that)

But the moron about claims I was promoting"my products" so lets see him back peddle.

(Thats why this is such fun)

In general, Your time on this site not this thread. Peddle faster.
Confused would be a guy giving advice about something he has never done.

This of course not true. Swing and a miss. Thanks for playing.

Next?

So have you killed an elk or what?

I think you're about as full of schit as a Christmas goose.

What makes good deer bait for hunting whitetails in Wisconsin? That one I know you can answer through experience....

Is it getting 'fun' yet?

Sharp things, the last 4 guys, me , fred, Greg, and pat have probably killed more elk than you’ve seen.... hint

Yes. Thanks.