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Originally Posted by Bristoe
Way I see it,...a man can buy a woman drinks,..talk sweet stuff to her,..take her out to dinners and movies,..or they can just get down to business.

Pull their business out at a gathering,..hold it in their hand and work the room.

Walk up to a woman,..point it at her and ask, "Dick?",.....if she shakes her head move on to the next one,..ask "Dick?"

You might have to go through a dozen,.......but if you're diligent, one is gonna hook onto it eventually.

I never figured that out until late in life. Maybe Kavanaugh figured it out earlier.


But what about when she says "Honey, the head of your peter is lit up like a road flare! You been doing it the hard way with that hand sanitizer stuff?"


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Are her social media accounts intact? Or hers, too, been recently scrubbed/sanitized?


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Originally Posted by GunReader
Originally Posted by Bristoe
Way I see it,...a man can buy a woman drinks,..talk sweet stuff to her,..take her out to dinners and movies,..or they can just get down to business.

Pull their business out at a gathering,..hold it in their hand and work the room.

Walk up to a woman,..point it at her and ask, "Dick?",.....if she shakes her head move on to the next one,..ask "Dick?"

You might have to go through a dozen,.......but if you're diligent, one is gonna hook onto it eventually.

I never figured that out until late in life. Maybe Kavanaugh figured it out earlier.


But what about when she says "Honey, the head of your peter is lit up like a road flare! You been doing it the hard way with that hand sanitizer stuff?"





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Looks like a tough road ahead for the guy. What a shame for Trump, as Kavanaugh is on record saying the President is above the law.


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Originally Posted by Paddler
Looks like a tough road ahead for the guy. What a shame for Trump, as Kavanaugh is on record saying the President is above the law.


If he don’t get in, someone further right will. Guaranteed. Suck on that, dipshit.


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Originally Posted by Paddler
Looks like a tough road ahead for the guy. What a shame for Trump, as Kavanaugh is on record saying the President is above the law.

I am wondering if you left wing crazies have found you next Lee Harvey Oswald. We all know how far you commie bastards will go. You loons showed us with what you did to JFK.


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Whats even more awesome is seeing how many threads on the same topic we can get on the first page. grin

Yeah, I looked but didn't catch it. My bad.


i was just funnin


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Originally Posted by FatCity67
Whats even more awesome is seeing how many threads on the same topic we can get on the first page. grin


I'm pretty sure that the reason everyone's so caught up in this caper is because they're just glad to know he likes pussy.....

I know I am.

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Originally Posted by FatCity67
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Whats even more awesome is seeing how many threads on the same topic we can get on the first page. grin

Yeah, I looked but didn't catch it. My bad.


i was just funnin



It's all good. No worries.


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Originally Posted by Paddler
Looks like a tough road ahead for the guy. What a shame for Trump, as Kavanaugh is on record saying the President is above the law.


Chris Ford, and this new one, are kinda like you PaDDler you Putz....

Liar POS...... shows why the English language put the Word RAT, at the end of DemocRATS....

oh, Addendum....almost forgot....
E.S.& D you worthless POS....ASAP...

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Why go to a party, get drunk, play drinking games if you don’t want some nuts on your face ? Many women today have no self esteem-respect. It’s amazing how they can remember all this [bleep]. I banged a lot of girls in high school and college and today, I can’t remember their names/faces. I won’t recognize them if they walked by.

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Originally Posted by reivertom
The first Leftist idiot wasn't believable and was easily proven a liar, so they had to find another useful idiot to "fall on the sword" for the social justice cause. This time they hope a Latina sounding name will make the Republicans shrink in fear....and they might be right. They had better grow a pair or we are doomed.


"Finally, a note on the lib howler monkeys. One unusual aspect of this Ford circus in America’s modern muddy millieu is the fact that it doesn’t have a shred of race involved. Though despite its complete absence, commenters on the left have repeatedly slurred the senate committee as unworthy by virtue of being “old white men.” That obviously will be no surprise to readers here, but it again highlights the timeless True North of liberalism. It isn’t about ugly lesbians, flouncing transvestites, free healthcare, or the environment. It’s about disembowling Whites. They always return to their roost."


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So let's have a lineup! Remember Miss Beulah Ball Breaker? Reality is turning into fiction and juvenile fiction at that.

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Maybe she will be able to identify it.


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nighthawk,

Not that it is part of the discussion, but regarding Porky's the later scene in the principal's office is still hands down the funniest thing I have seen on film.

As far as the current subject, I think we have definitely crossed the line from "circus" to "s _ _ t show."

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Yeah, pretty near the top of my list. Couldn't find a clip. Would be hilarious to do a Senate hearing parody with Grassly and Feinestein going back and forth. Who would stroke out first, Hatch or Leahy?


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Second try found it.


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If at first you don't succeed.............try, try again.

As I've said before, a conservative minded SCOTUS is the Lefts biggest fear, and they will ruin anyone in their quest to prevent it from happening.

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In my lifetime I have observed that women have a higher propensity to have a "selective memory " than men.

This is a fair and honest observation.



Now, you add the liberal mindset, it is enhanced. That is a fact.


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Lies.

It's all they have left.

And, it's pretty much indefensible.

How do you defend against lies? By telling the truth?

Give me a break. Truth isn't a defense to lies anymore.


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