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AU contraire. Did I ever tell you the story about the time I killed a deer right after taking a dump? NBD, the pros do it during. As an aside, I will add, don't try to take a dump out of a treestand. Especially if you are in a climber, and went through a bunch of leaves to get up there. LOL, "what goes up must come down." I've heard it said that deer can't tell the difference between deer piss and human piss. Makes sense to me. I knew one old-timer who out-hunted everyone and told stories about pissing in scrapes, and having bucks come in from downwind to see what pissed in their scrape.
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I would suspect that the ammonia content of pee pretty much overpowers any other scents that might be in it.
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AU contraire. Did I ever tell you the story about the time I killed a deer right after taking a dump? Why would you even bother to let the deer finish taking a dump? Just shoot him!
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AU contraire. Did I ever tell you the story about the time I killed a deer right after taking a dump? Why would you even bother to let the deer finish taking a dump? Just shoot him!  Good question. DF
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AU contraire. Did I ever tell you the story about the time I killed a deer right after taking a dump? Why would you even bother to let the deer finish taking a dump? Just shoot him! Ain't it obvious? Less chance of getting turds on the meat.....
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You can make this stuff up. Apparently, somebody can. Especially those who can make a Deer knock themselves out over a fart. Rifles go off close by and often they just stand and look. But a fart has then running head first into trees? If it wasn’t for all the expert advice, I wouldn’t spend as much time here as I do. Note to self, never fart in the Deer wood in that I may have to tag a Deer I didn’t want to kill. I think I made that up. 😂
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Apparently, you haven't heard (or smelled ) some of these guys fart.......
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Apparently, you haven't heard (or smelled ) some of these guys fart....... In that case, thank God for unasked favors.
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Leaving for the gym and if a certain lass be there, I may have to rub my forehead on the rack machine and lick my nose. Let’s hope I don’t piss down onto my metatarsal.
I don’t have a metatarsal, but hey I’m making stuff up. So get over it. However, I still may lick my nose.
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AU contraire. Did I ever tell you the story about the time I killed a deer right after taking a dump? Why would you even bother to let the deer finish taking a dump? Just shoot him! Ain't it obvious? Less chance of getting turds on the meat..... Hence the old saying..."I shot the schidt out of him".
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OP should piss in a jug for a week and then spray himself down with it , like scent blocker in a windex bottle, or should piss on the ground and then roll in it.
Also could start a new brand of deer lure, please add creative names for his new product: Whizzard's brew.
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OP should piss in a jug for a week and then spray himself down with it , like scent blocker in a windex bottle, or should piss on the ground and then roll in it.
Also could start a new brand of deer lure, please add creative names for his new product: Whizzard's brew. Alright, you get points for that one!
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How in the hell did get that deer up in that tree stand?
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Leaving for the gym and if a certain lass be there, I may have to rub my forehead on the rack machine and lick my nose. Let’s hope I don’t piss down onto my metatarsal.
I don’t have a metatarsal, but hey I’m making stuff up. So get over it. However, I still may lick my nose. If you CAN lick your nose, she WILL take notice.... 
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the only real difference between a good tracker and a bad tracker, is observation. all the same data is present for both. The rest, is understanding what you're seeing.
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How in the hell did get that deer up in that tree stand?
An unemployed Jester, is nobody's Fool.
the only real difference between a good tracker and a bad tracker, is observation. all the same data is present for both. The rest, is understanding what you're seeing.
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If the smell of human urine was so scary to deer, by season's end they'd all be running around the woods in a constant state of panic, from one puddle to the next. Unless they've been educated enough to connect human urine to humans, I doubt they smell anything but pee.
Old, smart deer MAY be a different story altogether, and avoid anything strange, whether they know what it is or not. During bow season, I used a jug. Now, I just let 'er rip.
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Another thing, even if they know it is human pee, I doubt that it scares them any worse than coyote pee, wolf pee, or whatever. In the woods, pee is generally evidence that something WAS ONCE there not that it is necessarily there now.
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I use to just stand up and "let it fly" while in my stand but now, with the ol sphincter not being what it use to be I need to "choke it a bit", if not, I piss all over my boots..LOL
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OP should piss in a jug for a week and then spray himself down with it , like scent blocker in a windex bottle, or should piss on the ground and then roll in it.
Also could start a new brand of deer lure, please add creative names for his new product: Whizzard's brew. Urine Luck
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OP should piss in a jug for a week and then spray himself down with it , like scent blocker in a windex bottle, or should piss on the ground and then roll in it.
Also could start a new brand of deer lure, please add creative names for his new product: Whizzard's brew. Urine Luck Whiz-bang-flop.
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