After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom, where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
”What’s that big brass gong?” one of the guests asked.
“It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock.” the drunk replied.
“A talking clock? Seriously?” asked his astonished friend.
“YUP, it is” replied the drunk.
“How’s it work?” the friend asked; squinting at it.
“Watch” the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed: “Hey A$$HOLE! It’s 3:15 in the MORNING!”
