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In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her
skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more.
For the second time, attempted the step, and, once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and
placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body!
I don't even know who you are!'

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped
my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."

Ed

I could see why he might think that.

Crowded garden party - people packed in like sardines. Man realizes that his fly is down. Zips it up. Becomes apparent that he has zipped the rear of a woman's dress into his fly. Woman not happy. Discussion takes place. Decision made to try and sidle through the crowd and exit the backyard, go to the garage and find a pliers to extricate things in private. Good plan. Almost made it. Got outside the yard and around the corner, headed to the garage. Doberman threw a bucket of cold water on them.