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Murderer!!

I watched one of Obama's sons in a rage over something, coming out of a gas station and swearing a mf'ing blue streak, step on some ice and do a first class nappy flattener. It was almost as good at the night Trump won.

I don’t know the last time I’ve laughed so hard at something in print. God bless you.

Hank,

If you only knew how many times a week I wish I had a bazooka.....!

Years ago my wife and I were driving to Atlanta to visit some friends and I think it was somewhere east of Tuscaloosa where a red pickup got on the interstate and was driving erratically, weaving in and out of traffic like they were Dale Earnhardt. You could see people swerving out of the way, hitting their brakes, etc. to avoid them.

Minutes later we took the exit for the Birmingham bypass, I-459, and we noticed a haze or smoke up the highway a ways. As we got closer, there was the red pickup with oil gushing out of the bottom end and a nice pool of oil growing underneath😀😀😀. I couldn’t help myself and I stood on the horn as we drove by😀😀

Fast forward a bit and as we were on the bypass around north Atlanta, some brother in a rice burner with foghorn exhaust went flying by, weaving in and out of traffic. I said a couple of cuss words, but karma bein’ what it is, sure as shootin’ about two miles down the road there were the bro’s pulled over by the cops.

Two times on the same trip, within an hour or so... I was laffin’😀

That does make you feel good. Had that happen one morning. Bastard came by about 90, I said “Where is a Tomball cop when you need one?” Not 2 seconds later the red and blue light come on. Bastard got a nice ticket!
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Tomball Cops are everywhere, like a shadow...……………….small world, I worked in Tomball for 25 years.

In the late 80's a VW Bug southbound on I-5 weaving in and out of traffic faster than I thought a bug could go-
Passed a truck on the right shoulder and found a freeway sign base in the way. Spun out, went up over a high spot, became airborne and rolled in the air with doors opening and both occupants ejected. Stopped and found one DOA under the wreck and one still twitching with brain matter outside the skull. Wasn't really satisfying but still remember that as impressive.

Satisfaction was leaving Yosemite in a bad snow storm and having my CJ passed (and almost hit) by a new Escalade going mucho pronto. Found it wrapped around a tree a few miles later. Waved to the driver standing beside his bent POS as I went by.

Been awhile now but I left Atlanta once headed south on I-85 just after rush hour started on a Friday. Here came a trucker pulling an empty flatbed wide open, in and out of traffic. He got around and I didn't know what to do. No phones then. Turned out they were waiting for him. They forced him off the interstate at the weigh station and had him spread eagle on the pavement beside the truck when I went by. I was a lot younger then but I still remember that same feeling like it was yesterday.

Brought a smile to my heart.

Nothing that exciting here, but I did order up a firebox nano titanium stove today.

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@OP... I have had a few of those instances where Karma stepped in along the way... And yes, it is satisfying...

Brother had a Porsche pass him on Independance Pass, saw him with a lot of cop cars clear down at Idaho Springs, that is about 100 miles. I had 2 muscle cars pass me racing, and the third car had a gumball on top. Also got passed when I was doing 65 in a 45 by a muscle chevy like I was stopped, then one of those big old Dodge partrol cars passed my like I was going backwards, had him at the bottom of the pass.

Some of these on open roads, I "may" have been guilty of myself, but not weaving and tailgating. I wish I could find a big lonesome highway anymore.

I was headed east on I-70. Just before the I-70/I-77 exchange a Camaro went by me at well over 100mph. He merged onto 77 South, went straight to the left lane........and ran an Ohio Trooper off the road. That was in the '70's, not a good time to "impress" an Ohio cop.

Crappy umpire at a ball game pulled over just outside the school. Everyone who attended waved at him.

Yep we have it in a bit more (potentially) serious manner but same thing.

I’m doing 60 in the right lane of a snow-covered & super slippery expressway just trying to stay out of the ditch. Dickweed in 4WD blasts by in passing lane at 75-80 mph forgetting apparently that brakes work the same on all vehicles and he’ll have to stop eventually.

Then a few miles up I see him in the ditch; hopefully safe having avoided the cheese graters in the median and having learned a lesson and REALLY hopefully not having involved anyone else in his stupidity.

Pretty cold outside but that’ll warm my heart every time.

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I worked for a company back in 1979 and one of the principals drove a red Porche.
No one even knew where he was until the KY State police called th office saying hey had pulled over a Porsche and the driver had no paperwork with him proving ownership.
Wonder if it is the same incident?
If it was him he probably politicoed himself out of it!

Yep, I had an experience kinda like that. Wife and I and the dog happened to be on the interstate just west of Springfield, Missouri. Headed home for the holidays. December, cold and rainy. Had the CB on and kept hearing comments about that a***ole driving too fast. Comments made about watching out for him. This went on for several miles. I told my wife to be on the lookout for this idiot. Just about then my Ford 360’d off the road onto the median. I had no idea what had happened. I got out and stepped on the ice and on my butt I went.

Arizona boy had never seen nor driven on ice before.

We had a sorry MFer at work that managed to get himself fired for stealing. He was a sorry black bastard that bragged he couldn’t be fired cause he was a minority. That was 5-10-11, I will never forget the day the director of maintenance came back there with security to escort him off the property. The had tried to fire him for incompetence twice, but he claimed he was being discriminated because he was black. That was a fine day!!!

Long line at the ramps one day.

Guy weaved and maneuvered his way all the way through the channel to get to the docks first.

Miami-Dade patrol boat pulled up next to him. Had a chat. Tied off to the side, and towedhim back out to the end of the channel.

Standing ovations from each boat.