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If the poor guy who wants to shoot up the world because he can't get any lovin' had only known. He could've solved his problem with 5 bucks and a can of Pringles. Woman shot after performing sex act for $5, Pringles, police say
Jacksonville police say man ran off, woman's injuries not life-threatening
By News4Jax.com Staff
ACKSONVILLE, Fla. - A woman was shot Monday night outside a gas station after she performed a sex act in exchange for $5 and some potato chips, the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office said.
Police said they were called to a Shell station on Lem Turner Road around 10:30 p.m. Monday because a person had been shot.
They found a woman, whose name was not released, with a gunshot wound to her shoulder. She was taken to a hospital, and her injuries were not considered life-threatening, police said.
The woman told investigators that she agreed to perform a sex act with a man in exchange for $5 and some Pringles potato chips. After the act, she said, the man demanded the $5 back and shot her when she refused. He ran off, and police did not have a suspect description.
The Sheriff's Office said detectives are actively working the case.
Anyone with information is asked to call JSO at 904-630-0500 or CrimeStoppers at 1-866-845-TIPS. From News4JAX
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Behind every Florida woman who is shot over Pringles and a bad BJ, there is a Florida Man.
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She needs practice if she can screw up a 5-buck hummer.
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Pringles ain't free Baby!!
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Mark Begich, Joaquin Jackson, and Heller resistance... Three huge reasons to worry about the NRA.
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Pussy and Pringles. I never associated the two together before!
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Pussy and Pringles. I never associated the two together before! Come on man, Pringles go with ever thing!!
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Yeah, but with Lays, you can't eat just one. With pringles, apparently you can.
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Had one cruising a parking lot in a handicap scooter drinking wine outta a can of em
Now one gets shot for some and a hummer gone wrong.
Wtf is it about women and pringles???
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Jeez, you'd think she'd have at least held out for some dip to go with them chips! What kind of chips does a hooker ask for?
Wait for it.........
Lays, of course!
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Must be up north.
Won't find anything that cheap down here.
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Bad judgement on the man's part. He should have been able to see she wasn't worth $5 and chips.
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The title of this thread should have been "fish and chips."
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that entire north Jax area, around Lem Turner, is a vast wasteland of black on black crime. Nothing that happens there is a surprise.
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Jeez, you'd think she'd have at least held out for some dip to go with them chips! What kind of chips does a hooker ask for?
Wait for it.........
Lays, of course! the sex act was to provide the dip. Ya see? lol
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I imagine there were some broken chips in that can.
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I thought Biloxi was bad until I moved here , amazing how different states can be .
My opinion is there was plenty of trash to start with then the new york/new jersey/philly hippie crowd moved here starting in the 60's , plenty of time produce $5 and pringles chips for a knobber . I bet the woundee is beautiful and has a tattoo .
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She needs practice if she can screw up a 5-buck hummer. Yep.....I'd say she had it coming if her BJ's are that bad. (pun not intended)
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