I'd just come out of the shop with a roast beef sandwich, large fries, ear of corn & a jumbo hot dog.
A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I
> haven't eaten for two days.' I told him, 'I wish I had your will power.'
A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunchtime. She said
> 'sorry about the wait'. I said, 'Don't worry, you'll find a way to lose it eventually'.
I walked past a beggar sitting at a bus stop
> as I went into the bank. When I came out, he looked at me and said 'Any
> Change?' I said, 'Nope, you're still a beggar'.
Snow in the forecast and
> the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to
> myself, 'fat chance', with a face like that!
Years ago it was suggested
> that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are
> now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best!
Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such a fantastic shutter
> speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her
> mouth closed
Last edited by Bugger; 01/31/19.
