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Originally Posted by Filaman
I'm new here, what the hell is a Dink-a-thon?



It is an annual tradition here to see who can shoot the smallest buck.

I am the Official Judge and Font of all Knowledge.

The customary bribe with each entry is Blantons Bourbon.

There are rules: like we need close up pics of the antler nubs and junk as proof of sex...unless I determine that we dont---a determination made in direct proportions to bribes.

Kids get style points, though they aren't old enough to buy bourbon.

Old classic firearms get style points too.

Basically its up to my discretion and level of thirst...


Hint.


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There's enough fine whiskey there to make you stumble and fall.....as if you needed any help with that



That was mean...



But it's the truth!! Me & Elmer----"Hell I was there" smile



Bob, who is gonna shoot the Dink Pig if you're not there this year???


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Filaman,


I make good entries like this, but my bribe skills aren't up to par. To win this contest requires commitment to dink slaying excellence as well as the ability to properly bribe the poobah

-Jake


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Bribes and guns aside, nothing eclipses winning the Dink-a-thon, not an Emmy, Grammy or even an Oscar...


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Originally Posted by shrapnel


Bribes and guns aside, nothing eclipses winning the Dink-a-thon, not an Emmy, Grammy or even an Oscar...


Let’s revisit this after you’ve won your first AVN Award.


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I begin patterning my dink in late February.

I do this by looking for the sickest, frailest looking pregnant doe that I can find.

Chances are high that a sick frail doe will have runt of a fawn. After that it's just a matter of getting a bullet into said fawn.

I try to get them earlier in the season, early archery or muzzleloader preferably. Faded spots can carry you a long way in this contest. And you definitely have Better chance if you get them before they fatten up for winter.



-Jake


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Originally Posted by Bocajnala
I begin patterning my dink in late February.

I do this by looking for the sickest, frailest looking pregnant doe that I can find.

Chances are high that a sick frail doe will have runt of a fawn. After that it's just a matter of getting a bullet into said fawn.

I try to get them earlier in the season, early archery or muzzleloader preferably. Faded spots can carry you a long way in this contest. And you definitely have Better chance if you get them before they fatten up for winter.



-Jake


Nice try to get someone chasing the wrong prey. Everyone that knows anything about deer, knows that a sick, frail impregnated doe controls the “X” and “Y” chromosomes by nutritional stability that causes a unintentional shift to the female sex of the offspring. Go ahead and send all the other potential D-a-T competitors on a wild doe chase, real deer hunters know it takes lots more than what a frail doe can produce to create a true Dink-A-Thon masterpiece...


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Originally Posted by shrapnel


Nice try to get someone chasing the wrong prey. Everyone that knows anything about deer, knows that a sick, frail impregnated doe controls the “X” and “Y” chromosomes by nutritional stability that causes a unintentional shift to the female sex of the offspring. Go ahead and send all the other potential D-a-T competitors on a wild doe chase, real deer hunters know it takes lots more than what a frail doe can produce to create a true Dink-A-Thon masterpiece...



This looks an awful lot like pontification.


If there's any pontificating to do on this thread, it should be left up to The Judge to do it.

The Poobah has spoken......











and he still hasn't seen any whiskey or a Honda SL350 appearing from the south....


Just sayin'.....


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Don't you live on East Callender street in Helena? I left the bike and a case of double malt whiskey on the porch...


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Originally Posted by shrapnel


Don't you live on East Callender street in Helena? I left the bike and a case of double malt whiskey on the porch...



No.


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You’re kidding, right?


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Originally Posted by shrapnel


You’re kidding, right?



No.


But I AM thirsty...


hint...


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Daughter shot a dink small buck this year, great meat though! Remington Classic .300 Savage 110gr Barnes TTSX.
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That's a fine looking rifle

-Jake


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Originally Posted by Bocajnala
That's a fine looking rifle

-Jake

Thank you! She’s a good girl and she earned it, this is her second year using it. I bought it as a riflethatshe could keep and use her entire life. I pray that she’ll continue to hunt as she grows even without me encouraging her to go.

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This is the last day of the Dink-a-thon! Get your last entries in now!


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Good grief, don't you ever sleep?


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Originally Posted by shrapnel


Good grief, don't you ever sleep?



Look who's talking...


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What did I win!?


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I like Chance's daughter's buck.--. Classic Rifle, Classic Round, Classic shot placement, Great Smile & she's prettier than the rest of you.

Lot's of style points there--Pooh-Bah.

I'll send the bribe if that helps.

Bob

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