24hourcampfire.com
24hourcampfire.com
Previous Thread
Next Thread
Print Thread
Hop To
Page 8 of 8 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 115,424
Campfire Sage
Offline
Campfire Sage
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 115,424
xxclaro,

I cannot answer for a man that is no more.

I would ask that you forgive him as my god has forgiven me.


Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
BP-B2

Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 26,251
R
Campfire Ranger
Offline
Campfire Ranger
R
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 26,251
Originally Posted by deflave
xxclaro,

I cannot answer for a man that is no more.

I would ask that you forgive him as my god has forgiven me.


Travis


May God Bless your lil' soul brother Travis


FJB & FJT
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 32,129
Campfire 'Bwana
Offline
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 32,129
Originally Posted by xxclaro


'Flave

At one time in the past, I insinuated that I had information indicating that you might not be going to heaven. In response, you stated that you were going to sic Jesus and his giant dong on me. I wondered how you felt about that now, as it seems you have both found religion and become hooked on Phonics?

All the best to you and your family, hope it's not too muddy out there in Florida and that the gophers are out soon.


Rest assured, dong is still a euphemism.


Originally Posted by 16penny
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 24,338
7
Campfire Ranger
Offline
Campfire Ranger
7
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 24,338
Brother Travis, do you live near Taurus USA?
They are in Miami Lakes, is that near you, perhaps you know someone in the Customer service dept.

Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 115,424
Campfire Sage
Offline
Campfire Sage
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 115,424
Originally Posted by 700LH
Brother Travis, do you live near Taurus USA?
They are in Miami Lakes, is that near you, perhaps you know someone in the Customer service dept.


700LH,

That is just north of me. I have not asked.

I thank you for the advisement.


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
IC B2

Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 115,424
Campfire Sage
Offline
Campfire Sage
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 115,424
Originally Posted by Raeford
Originally Posted by deflave
xxclaro,

I cannot answer for a man that is no more.

I would ask that you forgive him as my god has forgiven me.


Travis


May God Bless your lil' soul brother Travis


Raeford,

You and I are brothers.

Is it too much to ask for all brothers to pray to the same god?

I believe we can.


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 85,981
Campfire Oracle
Offline
Campfire Oracle
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 85,981
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by 700LH
Brother Travis, do you live near Taurus USA?
They are in Miami Lakes, is that near you, perhaps you know someone in the Customer service dept.


700LH,

That is just north of me. I have not asked.

I thank you for the advisement.

If you work hard and get your household chores done early, perhaps your wife will take you there some afternoon.

God bless.


If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli

American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 54,284
Campfire Kahuna
Offline
Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 54,284
Saaawwwlllty..........ddaaaaawwwwwwwgggggg

Joined: Mar 2006
Posts: 8,284
F
Campfire Outfitter
Offline
Campfire Outfitter
F
Joined: Mar 2006
Posts: 8,284
Originally Posted by irfubar
Originally Posted by deflave
irfubar,

If you stop just short of the Keys, you will find me. Exit 1 will take you to Florida City. I am typically at my new church helping (they are considering the idea that I be a deacon) but of course I can be at the house any time if you would like to visit.

I miss our time together.

You are my brother.





Brother Flave... I am so relieved you are safe and well and communing with your congregation.......


I just pulled up to Digital Dan's place and am trying to work up the courage to knock on the door...... this place is creepy ...he has shrunken heads on stakes in the front yard..... prayers appreciated



Frankly, I believe it's a Miracle from the Lord that you even made it past the mines in BD's driveway!!! shocked

DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT ring the doorbell....it releases the Cobra from a trap door overhead!



Frog---OUT!


~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 20,824
Campfire Ranger
Offline
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 20,824
Brother Frog, thanks for the heads up about Dan's place.... truth is I chickened out and got the hell out of there... the swamp is a creepy place.

Now that I know Flave is safe in the arms of his cult... uuum I mean congregation , it is time to hit the road...

I am headed north to check on brother Steelhead. Upon arrival I was stunned to learn he purchased the movie set from deliverance...... I think the old cast lives next door.... they seemed nice and make tasty shine... I was a little unnerved the big guy kept sayin you sure got a pretty mouth? I guess he was just being friendly?
Anyhow Steelhead was on his porch in his overalls smokin a pipe and drinkin shine..... he settled down once I convinced him Montana was not part of yankeeland..... he even quit talking about my mom and sister after that..... smile
We had a nice visit about his salvation and he even agreed to get treatment for his Tourettes...... progress indeed... for some the road to salvation is longer than others...... smile

Stopped by Brother Bristoe to drink likker and ponder the worlds problems... funny thing he was wearing the same overalls Steelhead was wearin.... nice fashion choice's in the south. Anyhow I have to say Bristoes mail order Ukrainian wife is amazing..... between working two jobs, she split and stacked a cord of wood..... then fixed Bristoe and I a nice supper of sauerkraut and polish sausage, a real keeper he has there.... oh, and luckily Bristoe did not need salvation..... wink

Well time to head home now , Brother Beav is on his way to my bunker in his horse drawn wagon...... he is headed over the divide to the Hutterrite colony to provide salvation to the Hutterrite gal's......
that is if johnny law don't catch him first for doin the devils work and robbin likker stores..... again the road to salvation is longer for some than others... gods speed brother Beav.......

My work here is done..............


Originally Posted by Judman
PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha

Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
IC B3

Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 115,424
Campfire Sage
Offline
Campfire Sage
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 115,424
irfubar,

There are eastern european deli's here in south Florida.

They are very good.


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 20,824
Campfire Ranger
Offline
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 20,824
Originally Posted by deflave
irfubar,

There are eastern european deli's here in south Florida.

They are very good.


Montana is an ethnic food desert........ frown


Originally Posted by Judman
PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha

Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 115,424
Campfire Sage
Offline
Campfire Sage
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 115,424
irfubar,

South Florida is very diverse.

There are many Haitians as well. They are always up to shenanigans. They seem to have a great sense of humor.


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 20,824
Campfire Ranger
Offline
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 20,824
Do they practice voodoo in South Florida? I suspect they do at Digital Dans place.....


Originally Posted by Judman
PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha

Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Joined: Jan 2018
Posts: 23,506
Campfire Ranger
Offline
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Jan 2018
Posts: 23,506
Brother Fubar,
I don’t know where I am...I was in South Beach looking down following “faint sign” on the concrete that I was told were Flaves.

The next thing I know it is dark, I’m laying on a couch in a front yard-I think....surrounded by a lot of people of color who are chanting, hopping up and down on one foot while making a “Clucking” noise towards me....I am in fear.

There is an old woman squatting next to a fire where a black pot is being heated. I think this woman has a chicken in her hands and she keeps shaking the chicken at me...Then puts the chicken close to her mouth whispering something to it....What does that mean?

Brother!,,,the old lady just bit the chicken in the neck and is spraying it’s blood all over me....Obviously, I am very concerned for my life. I’am trying to talk with them, but I don’t speak their language...

Please find me....And bring another clean cassock...I spoiled mine with a “Shart” moments ago... Hopefully you located Brother Flave by now..

PS
Before I was rendered unconscious, this woman was telling me that Brother Flave had gotten braces and a retainer-maybe dentures because she said he talks differently now...god still knows his words....

WHOA!!!, the chicken just came back to life and it’s walking towards me...

Please hurry-your brother in god....Heeeelp😎



Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
“Molon Labe”
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 26,251
R
Campfire Ranger
Offline
Campfire Ranger
R
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 26,251
Originally Posted by deflave
irfubar,

South Florida is very diverse.

There are many Haitians as well. They are always up to shenanigans. They seem to have a great sense of humor.


You must have met Tony [pronounced to-knee] He's a cool dude, hangs out on the boardwalk near Fontainebleau.
Weaves palm fronds into saleable items for passerby.
But it always smells funny when his presence is near.


FJB & FJT
Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 20,824
Campfire Ranger
Offline
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 20,824
Beav,

I know exactly where you are, it is Digital Dans hood.... mortal danger my brother... I will gather a posse and we will rescue you...... keep the faith....


Originally Posted by Judman
PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha

Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 30,812
J
Campfire 'Bwana
Online Sleepy
Campfire 'Bwana
J
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 30,812
Originally Posted by fester


. Salty dog steelhead

✌🏻


How do you know he is salty?



I got banned on another web site for a debate that happened on this site. That's a first
Page 8 of 8 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

Moderated by  RickBin 

Link Copied to Clipboard
YB23

Who's Online Now
731 members (204guy, 10gaugemag, 12344mag, 10Glocks, 17CalFan, 16penny, 77 invisible), 2,970 guests, and 1,296 robots.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod
Forum Statistics
Forums81
Topics1,187,767
Posts18,401,467
Members73,823
Most Online11,491
Jul 7th, 2023


 







Fish & Game Departments | Solunar Tables | Mission Statement | Privacy Policy | Contact Us | DMCA
Hunting | Fishing | Camping | Backpacking | Reloading | Campfire Forums | Gear Shop
Copyright © 2000-2024 24hourcampfire.com, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.7.5
(Release build 20201027)
Responsive Width:

PHP: 7.3.33 Page Time: 0.118s Queries: 15 (0.005s) Memory: 0.8942 MB (Peak: 1.0422 MB) Data Comp: Zlib Server Time: 2024-03-29 15:17:37 UTC
Valid HTML 5 and Valid CSS