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About the time we sit to enjoy the evening meal and watch a little prime time TV, The Colorectal cancer commercial comes on and we get to see something that looks like a steaming pile of pig kidneys. Amen to that! I watch television for entertainment, not to be constantly told that I am probably dying of one thing or another! Also completely idiotic are commercials telling me what prescription drug to tell my physician to prescribe for me.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Campfire Oracle
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People that chew with their mouth open.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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The last two posts.
I have a strong stomach, have eaten many lunches in a dairy barn.
Could eat breakfast beside a beef being gutted.
People however, can gross me out.
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Campfire Tracker
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People that can't put down their phones and turn off the TV during the meal.
"Camping places fix themselves in your mind as if you had spent long periods of your life in them.
You will remember a curve of your wagon track in the grass of the plain like the features of a friend."
Isak Dinesen
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Once had a charter client take 90% of the pasta before half the table got any... and then left most on his plate.
BBQed for our clubs bench rest comp. Guy grabs a huge plate of tri tip. Comes back the next day asking if there was garlic in the tri tip? It makes stomach and bowels upset.
Of fugging course! Who grills without at the LEAST, salt, pepper , and garlic?
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Sean
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Once had a charter client take 90% of the pasta before half the table got any... and then left most on his plate.
BBQed for our clubs bench rest comp. Guy grabs a huge plate of tri tip. Comes back the next day asking if there was garlic in the tri tip? It makes stomach and bowels upset.
Of fugging course! Who grills without at the LEAST, salt, pepper , and garlic?
That fugg needs a nice extra large bowl of my gumbo then. 
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Campfire 'Bwana
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couple are invited over for dinner, the grabowski's, show up late, drunk, wifey proceeds to break an English bone china plate
in subsequent get-togethers, yours truly refers to them as the "gra-bundy's" LOL deservedly so, but hubby get's all butt hurt about that, never to be heard from again TG What was the downside, again?
Slaves get what they need. Free men get what they want. Rehabilitation is way overrated. Orwell wasn't wrong. GOA member disappointed NRA member 24HCF SEARCH
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talking about how expensive some of it was. makes me feel like i need to ask for a bill.
or even worse, potlucks with people who you know are fuggen pigs and you go after them.
My diploma is a DD214
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Reading all of the above darn near ruined my meal.  Now I know why I would rather eat alone.
Ed
A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes the person who never asks is a fool forever.
The worst slaves are those that put the chains on themselves.
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Campfire Ranger
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couple are invited over for dinner, the grabowski's, show up late, drunk, wifey proceeds to break an English bone china plate
in subsequent get-togethers, yours truly refers to them as the "gra-bundy's" LOL deservedly so, but hubby get's all butt hurt about that, never to be heard from again TG What was the downside, again? LOL
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People who come to the table with copious amounts of bowel gas stored in their intestines and then proceed with flatulent bursts, long and loud, about the time I'm taking a bite of creamed potatoes and peas. That's an appetite killer.  L.W.
"Always go straight forward, and if you meet the devil, cut him in two and go between the pieces." (William Sturgis, clipper ship captain, 1830s.)
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Campfire Kahuna
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People that can't put down their phones. ^^^This^^^
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire Ranger
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People who come to the table with copious amounts of bowel gas stored in their intestines and then proceed with flatulent bursts, long and loud, about the time I'm taking a bite of creamed potatoes and peas. That's an appetite killer. L.W. Gross. Those folks would be asked to leave on the spot and never asked to return.
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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Open mouth chewing of food grinds my gears
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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Campfire Ranger
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Late..u better have a medic on your arm from the car wreck on the way over..... u had a year to get here on time a u f that up ...wtf !
I work harder than a ugly stripper....
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Campfire Sage
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People who come to the table with copious amounts of bowel gas stored in their intestines and then proceed with flatulent bursts, long and loud, about the time I'm taking a bite of creamed potatoes and peas. That's an appetite killer. L.W. Are you in a fraternity or serving our country OCONUS?
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Yeah....apparently a good fart is a complement to the cook.......somewhere.
I am MAGA.
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People who come to the table with copious amounts of bowel gas stored in their intestines and then proceed with flatulent bursts, long and loud, about the time I'm taking a bite of creamed potatoes and peas. That's an appetite killer. L.W. what the fugg kind of people do you eat with? that type of behavior would get a Jap slap in my house.
My diploma is a DD214
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Yeah....apparently a good fart is a complement to the cook.......somewhere. Deer camp.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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