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Thanks guys!
All I can say is that she did it, HOWEVER, somehow it's my fault!
Irrational, poorly timed and mind-boggling.... When she goes from "frisky" to Satan in a 24 - 48 hour span, you know it's time to hit the road for a week of nasty texts and calls and then they will turn into "I miss you. Are you close?" I'm not a truck driver but I "kinda" know women. lol
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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It's been over 5 hours since he posted. Ya think maybe she did him in? That's what I'm thinking. Tell her if she wants to get back in his good graces, she should buy him a new rifle, scope, dies, ammo and components. See, easy peasy.  She'll just deny him something till he caves.  One of the reasons guns are better than women-you can trade an old 44 in on two new 22s.
"For joy of knowing what may not be known we take the golden road to Samarkand."
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"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
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"For joy of knowing what may not be known we take the golden road to Samarkand."
James Elroy Flecker
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...and...well....wrong...
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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Never buy one of those at a garage sale.
Don't be the darkness.
America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.
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Regarding the banana treatment... It's probably good I was 1200 miles away and it was via text that I RIGHTFULLY documented her failures. There's a paper trail though.
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!"
--- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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...and...well....wrong... ...and ------------permanent!!!!
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon.
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Regarding the banana treatment... It's probably good I was 1200 miles away and it was via text that I RIGHTFULLY documented her failures. There's a paper trail though. Oh, snap! Hope it works out okay. I was kinda searching for the light hearted post about how she over cooked the sponge cake or something. This sounds serious!
Last edited by Jim_Conrad; 04/17/19.
I am MAGA.
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Regarding the banana treatment... It's probably good I was 1200 miles away and it was via text that I RIGHTFULLY documented her failures. There's a paper trail though. Yep. Distance can be your friend! Paper trails suck, though. Bit me in the azz once. 😬
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
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Maybe use a veterinary dart gun with a thorazine payload. Solid dating advice.
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![[Linked Image]](https://i.postimg.cc/fTd1yK3b/F97AAE39-0FC1-4010-A63E-5B6BCCB05253.jpg) My wife sent me this with a message “so true”.
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I think Al Swearingen said it best, "loopy ffuukkking cuunt,".
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It'll all be just fine in a few days... Maybe... Depends on how you "documented her failures." I sense an "I'm sorry but..." going her way in the morning. The "experts" will preach that the "I'm sorry but..." is the worst thing you can say because it automatically appears that you're not sorry in their heads. Now, in her mind, "you're just saying that" to get her to think that you're sorry even though you still think she is an overreacting bitch and is wrong. (At this point you just delayed your plans for the day by a good margin) See, Women don't think that way. She will most likely have laid in bed and realized you are right and then test your ass before she concedes the argument. Women will use different tactics for the test... You just have to be ready for them. If you want to get an early start fishing, you better bite your tongue and kiss some ass first. But that does nobody any good. At this point if you come back with an I'm sorry too or an I'm sorry but... WHooo doggy! Now she thinks, "maybe I was right in my thinking" and she will double down like a sumbitch because she's trying to regain control of the situation and prove to herself that she's nut fughin nuts in the head like all her past boyfriends have told her she is. Then as you're on the way out the door to go fishing, you'll hear a kettle hit the door frame beside your head and think "why did I marry this crazy b*tch??" Tread lightly my friend, Dr. Phil P.S. This not an editorial of my marriage. More like past GF's. My wife is awesome..................so far.... ....just a matter of time... 
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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If you need companionship get a dog......
98% of wimmen aren't worth the price of admission..... that 2% is a rare and wonderful find tho
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PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Sheeit.
Youse guys make it sound pretty bad.
I could go back to the way it was before. No problem.
Not sure I want to though.
I am MAGA.
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If you need companionship get a dog......
98% of wimmen aren't worth the price of admission..... that 2% is a rare and wonderful find tho Only too true.
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