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Looks like Chuck Norris is the new rep for Glock. Has the anti's panties all wadded up.
Chuck Norris has grizzly bear rugs in his bedroom. They are not dead, just to scared to move!
Get 'm Chuck!
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A rattlesnake bit Chuck Norris, after two days of agonizing pain and suffering.....the rattlesnake died!
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Chuck's doing Glocks? I thought he was a M60 kinda guy.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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God made the Glock from Chuck Norris’s rib.
Glocks carry Chuck Norris for protection.
Chuck's Glock isn’t loaded with one in the chamber. Chuck just points it and says “bang”. The Glock knows what is expected and shoots a bullet so it doesn’t anger Chuck
"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
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Chuck Norris doesn't Teabag, he Potato Sacks.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
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Chuckles? Meh...
I wish Lee Ermey was still around.
"For joy of knowing what may not be known we take the golden road to Samarkand."
James Elroy Flecker
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God made the Glock from Chuck Norris’s rib.
You mean Chuck didn't make God from a Glock slide?....damn! but Chucks tears still cure cancer.
-Bulletproof and Waterproof don't mean Idiotproof.
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Chuck shot down a plane by just pointing at it.
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...but Chucks tears still cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck had never cried.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
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Chuck Norris eats Rock Bran....instead of Raisin Bran!!
Even birds know not to land downwind!
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Superman wears Chuck Norris PJ.s.
The Boogeyman always check under his bed for Chuck Norris
And these zombies line up and eat from the media’s trough
Cowards CANNOT be free. Nor should they be.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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There was a street called chuck Norris, they had to change the name because no one crosses chuck Norris and survives.
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Chuck Norris ate just one Lay's potato chip
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I put it up on the handgun forum over a week ago. But of course no one in the freak show ventures outside the circus tent.
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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As long as we're on Chuck Norris, all you Chuck Norris fans who think he can walk on water are sadly mistaken........ Chuck Norris CANNOT walk on water...... Although in the interest of full disclosure it has been reported that he does have a learners permit to do so.
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Chuck Norris was born May 6,1945,, the Germans surrendered May 7 1945,, coincidence? I dont think so,,
I AM AMERICA!
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I put it up on the handgun forum over a week ago. But of course no one in the freak show ventures outside the circus tent.
Hard to read intent when you’re always sugar coating things 😂
I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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My favorite is: Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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