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I've come to the conclusion that the Hunter's Campfire is actually a diary. As a result, I felt the need to share some monumental happenings that occurred in my life this Friday. Hold onto your hats. This is going to be intense.
-I had a mild disagreement with someone else.
-My dog suffered from constipation.
-I stubbed my toe.
-I changed the oil in a vehicle.
-And last but not least, it rained. And I'm not kidding about this. Water literally fell from the sky and onto the earth. It was like.... totally crazy. no mail?
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Maybe he was a Methodist? Why do some of you automatically assume that it was a guy?.....TSA has female screeners. 😂
�Politicians are the lowest form of life on earth. Liberal Democrats are the lowest form of politician.� �General George S. Patton, Jr.
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Don't even get me started on that schit. 10yds there. 10yds back. One of the main reasons I'm on Prozac.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Pretty quiet here where dafuq's flave he stay for Sunday school? Man I got into at church today. Pulled my Jesus coat to the side and showed him the butt of my 1911. Schit was about to get real. Travis PS-My Jesus coat is sleeveless so the Deacon also saw my tatted up guns.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Maybe he was a Methodist? Why do some of you automatically assume that it was a guy?.....TSA has female screeners. 😂 If you ever want to see the TSA go into full confused mode, just tell them you're not complying with anything they ask and that you are going to take a different flight.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Holy mother of god.
It's raining again.
I'm gonna call local dirt and see if there's any way we can help each other through this.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Clark, I have some experience in dealing with rain as I live in Western Washington. I will help you with your problem.
I'd rather die in a BAD gunfight than a GOOD nursing home.
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Lol......I’m good. It’s when I’m breastfeeding and going through security at the same time that I get funny looks.
I breeze through TSA, they know I’m good people even though we speak different languages and I’ve never been a pirate.
�Politicians are the lowest form of life on earth. Liberal Democrats are the lowest form of politician.� �General George S. Patton, Jr.
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Clark, I have some experience in dealing with rain as I live in Western Washington. I will help you with your problem. What do you guys do? Does it happen often?
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Clark, I have some experience in dealing with rain as I live in Western Washington. I will help you with your problem. What do you guys do? Does it happen often? Drink....heavily.
I am MAGA.
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I breeze through TSA, they know I’m good people even though we speak different languages and I’ve never been a pirate.
Go find some wood to knock on. And I ain't talking about your COCK.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Clark, I have some experience in dealing with rain as I live in Western Washington. I will help you with your problem. What do you guys do? Does it happen often? Drink....heavily. And responsibly!
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"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
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I've come to the conclusion that the Hunter's Campfire is actually a diary. As a result, I felt the need to share some monumental happenings that occurred in my life this Friday. Hold onto your hats. This is going to be intense.
-I had a mild disagreement with someone else.
-My dog suffered from constipation.
-I stubbed my toe.
-I changed the oil in a vehicle.
-And last but not least, it rained. And I'm not kidding about this. Water literally fell from the sky and onto the earth. It was like.... totally crazy. You're channeling your inner Hemingway, it must be from your newfound proximity to Key West. Sleeping with six toed cats and martinis are next.
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Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
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Molɔ̀ːn Labé
Grandpa:the road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Dad:son you have 2 choices for supper eat or don't eat.
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I'm not sure how to transform from boot laces to drinking heavily cause it's raining ,, but thinking that's what got me into this conversation to begin with.
The sun popped out here, but it was too late, already drinking.
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The sky opened
Light shone down
An Angel desended to Earth
And took a dump
HOLY CRAP!
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I'm not sure how to transform from boot laces to drinking heavily cause it's raining ,, but thinking that's what got me into this conversation to begin with.
The sun popped out here, but it was too late, already drinking. Kids say it stopped raining. I may walk to the window later and double check.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I am MAGA.
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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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