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One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, “We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.” Bob’s wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.” Bob’s wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park…” then the electric power goes out.
Bob’s wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, “Honey, I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?”

With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Bob says, “Why don’t you just leave it in the garage this time?


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I like that

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This one really killed me. roflmao!


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I married a real blonde, she hates blonde jokes, but she laughed at that one!!!!

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My Darla's favorite BLOND joke: Blonds tell Ocasio-Cortez jokes.

The only person who is LESS intelligent that AOC is anyone who voted for that DUNCE.

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AOC is really dumb

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My blonde wife was valedictorian at a big high school, holds a doctorate degree, and yet it still very much a blonde some days. It's a rather lovable combination.

So I always enjoy blonde jokes.....


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Yep.

Mrs is 150% natural blonde and one of the most intelligent people I know. But, sometimes............ !!!! WHEW !!!!

I always remind her that the canned, compressed air can for blowing out the puter keyboard is REALLY a blonde refill kit. grin


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What do you call a blond skeleton in a closet ? Last years winner at hide and seek !!!!!


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Originally Posted by azrancher
What do you call a blond skeleton in a closet ? Last years winner at hide and seek !!!!!


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How does a blond turn on the light after sex?





She opens the car door.


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Originally Posted by magshooter1
How does a blond turn on the light after sex?





She opens the car door.


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