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The Leupold Shuffle
Played to the tune of the “Super Bowl Shuffle” by the 1985 Chicago Bears
We are the Leupold Shufflin’ Crew
Shufflin’ on down to a range near you
We’re so bad, our purchase is no good
Even though old timers say you should
You know we’re just shufflin’ for fun
Shufflin’ adjustments, for everyone
We’re not here to start no trouble
We’re just here to do the Leupold Shuffle
Well they call me VX
And I like to wander
Losin’ zero is what I often ponder
Messin’ up your hunt
Is my favorite stunt
And I don’t need no reason
To screw up your hunting season
We’re not here, to start no trouble
We’re just here to do the Leupold Shuffle
Hey I’m Mark 4
And I was made to stop terrorists cold
Mounted on a Barrett, big and bold
‘Cept I’ve been shufflin’ for quite a while
Losing zero, Like I’m goin’ out of style
Better send me back
'Fore your next trip to Iraq
We’re not here, to start no trouble
We’re just here to do the Leupold Shuffle
Well my name is RX and I'm here to say,
I fail to range in every single way.
Called in to Leupold to fix the laser,
told my story to the tech and it didn't phase her.
Made the trip back, to Beaverton,
Making fedex rich off of me son.
6 weeks later and I'm back again,
Am I going to work? What do you think...grin
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Why would you go to all that effort to bash a product you don't use? Bored?
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Campfire Regular
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oh come on, that was funny
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Could change the name to just about every scope maker out there. There are guys here who'd die before they put a Swaro on their rifle.
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Lighten up, Francis. It’s just for fun. Who says I don’t use Leupold?
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Sorry. Wasn’t trying to be a dick. Just curious.
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Or write about many of the other companies that don't give a rat's azz about their customers after the initial sale and only do repairs with an invoice.
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The Leupold Shuffle
Played to the tune of the “Super Bowl Shuffle” by the 1985 Chicago Bears
We are the Leupold Shufflin’ Crew
Shufflin’ on down to a range near you
We’re so bad, our purchase is no good
Even though old timers say you should
You know we’re just shufflin’ for fun
Shufflin’ adjustments, for everyone
We’re not here to start no trouble
We’re just here to do the Leupold Shuffle
Well they call me VX
And I like to wander
Losin’ zero is what I often ponder
Messin’ up your hunt
Is my favorite stunt
And I don’t need no reason
To screw up your hunting season
We’re not here, to start no trouble
We’re just here to do the Leupold Shuffle
Hey I’m Mark 4
And I was made to stop terrorists cold
Mounted on a Barrett, big and bold
‘Cept I’ve been shufflin’ for quite a while
Losing zero, Like I’m goin’ out of style
Better send me back
'Fore your next trip to Iraq
We’re not here, to start no trouble
We’re just here to do the Leupold Shuffle
Well my name is RX and I'm here to say,
I fail to range in every single way.
Called in to Leupold to fix the laser,
told my story to the tech and it didn't phase her.
Made the trip back, to Beaverton,
Making fedex rich off of me son.
6 weeks later and I'm back again,
Am I going to work? What do you think...grin
Pretty funny for sure...
- Greg
Success is found at the intersection of planning, hard work, and stubbornness.
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Kinda like rap music...Sounds like schit, but someone buys it. I still have a couple. 😎
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
“Molon Labe”
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That was good, you usin yo hed!!!!!😁😁😁😁😁😁
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