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You know your old guts cant handle no beef jerky.
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This is awesome. I haven’t ridden 38 miles on a bicycle in the last two decades combined.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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How many calories do you think you burn on an average day? WAG...... 4,000 - 5,000 maybe? I’d have to keep track and then look it up.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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Yeah that's something you should be tracking.
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You know your old guts cant handle no beef jerky.
My old guts can handle beef jerky OK. My old teeth, not so much. Fiber’s the thing, you’re mostly dehydrated all day, if ya don’t include fiber you may never crap again until the trip’s over.
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Yeah that's something you should be tracking.
Why? Only neat freaks keep track of stuff like that.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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It is astonishing to me that a guy on this forum, 62 years old, can get out and ride a bicycle like this. Keep up the good work. I admire you.
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This is awesome. I haven’t ridden 38 miles on a bicycle in the last two decades combined. People meet me after one of these things expecting me to be a man of steel. I wish. It ain’t actually that hard.
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Been keeping up with your travel, thanks for sharing and I hope when I am 62 I can do what you are doing.
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Supper's ready!! you have 2 choices, Eat or Don't eat.
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Yeah that's something you should be tracking.
Why? Only neat freaks keep track of stuff like that. Why? Only COMPULSIVE neat freaks keep track of stuff like that, the sort who insult people all day long on the innernet........
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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Been keeping up with your travel, thanks for sharing and I hope when I am 62 I can do what you are doing. Me too, wait until you see the photo of the two 72yo Aussies, Yorktown to Astoria, and who could STILL kick the a$$ of a coal dump pu$$y
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Why? Only COMPULSIVE neat freaks keep track of stuff like that, the sort who insult people all day long on the innernet........
LMFAO. You are dumber than a sack of potatoes.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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You got the right to brag to me already dude.
Geno His previous trips gained him that. This one is just a bonus.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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Why? Only COMPULSIVE neat freaks keep track of stuff like that, the sort who insult people all day long on the innernet........
LMFAO. You are dumber than a sack of potatoes. So, I was right 😎
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Oh heck, didn’t even open ‘em. Enter in 180lb male, 90lb bicycle, a crapload of hills.
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Looking forward to the wool blanket update.
Maybe they'll have a sheet of lead to go with it.
Or a smoking deal on car batteries.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Oh heck, didn’t even open ‘em. Enter in 180lb male, 90lb bicycle, a crapload of hills. At the end of it you will be all prick and ribs. added, and that dehydrated you will be able to use your turds as firelighters.
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Oh heck, didn’t even open ‘em. Enter in 180lb male, 90lb bicycle, a crapload of hills. I think there's a radial button for Down Syndrome that needs to be clicked as well.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Oh heck, didn’t even open ‘em. Enter in 180lb male, 90lb bicycle, a crapload of hills. I think there's a radial button for Down Syndrome that needs to be clicked as well. You planning on riding?
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