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A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reaches over and slices his penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the window.
Driving right behind the couple was a man and his 8 year old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden - the penis smacks the pickup right in the middle of the windshield, sticks for a moment, and then flies off.
Surprised, the little girl asks her father: "Daddy, what the heck was that?" Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young tender age, the father replies: "It was only a bug, honey".
The daughter had a confused look on her face, but after a few minutes she said.............."Well it sure had a big dick on it, didnt' it?"
/John
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That caught me by surprise! 
Mark Begich, Joaquin Jackson, and Heller resistance... Three huge reasons to worry about the NRA.
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OMG! FUNNY! 
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Gleefully stolen and put elsewhere.  Thanks
If something on the internet makes you angry the odds are you're being manipulated
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NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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HAR!!!
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Tack sa mycket! 
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Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Little girls know a lot.
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Ed
A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes the person who never asks is a fool forever.
The worst slaves are those that put the chains on themselves.
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Lorena Bobbit retread for the 21st century....still funny
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Lorena Bobbit retread for the 21st century....still funny What did Jeffrey Dahmer say when he met Lorena Bobbitt? --You gonna finish that?
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