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Too much bad news and bitterness on the 'Fire lately, so I thought I'd post a few jokes.
/John
Two old ladies from Scotland were on holiday in Greece and decided to have their photograph taken by a beach photographer.
Having posed them suitably he disappeared under his old-fashioned black hood behind the camera.
"What's he doing now?" asked one of the old ladies, timidly.
"Oh, he's going to focus", replied the other.
"What, both of us?"
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Campfire Ranger
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Oldies but goodies.  Thanks. And happy birthday!
The key elements in human thinking are not numbers but labels of fuzzy sets. -- L. Zadeh
Which explains a lot.
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An American tourist overheard two large Welsh ladies talking in a pub. Curious about their accents, he asked "Are you two ladies from Scotland?"
One of them angrily replied "It's Wales, you idiot!".
He answered "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?".
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Campfire Tracker
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They weren't Scotts and she said: and we payin him? but thanks for the thought.
Jokes on Scotts are politically correct, but not blacks?
Be Polite , Be Professional , but have a plan to kill everybody you meet
-General James Mattis United States Marine Corps
Nothing is darker than a mau mau's moo moo.
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Campfire Ranger
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Retired cat herder.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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They weren't Scotts and she said: and we payin him? but thanks for the thought.
Jokes on Scotts are politically correct, but not blacks?
Unless they are Scots. OIr Norwegions. Or Polish.
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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