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Work on the ranch for permission to hunt is not a new thing at all. I have a couple of Montana ranchers that have me welding gates and rewired pump shacks. I usually bring a pretty good load of Washington fresh fruit with me.
What's even more strange, is there are a lot of guys I know that pay good money just to go back to work on some of those ranches. That really makes me scratch my head. Where were these idiots when I was a kid rebuilding fences?
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,....born on 3rd base and thinks he hit a home run. O.K. Babe, show us your tractors..
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My wife asked me last year, "Do they put the bales out in the field to dry?"
....and your reply was?
I retired from the Johns Manville asbestos pop tart factory in ‘59, and still never made the connection.—-Slumlord
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Son of a liberal: " What did you do in the War On Terror, Daddy?"
Liberal father: " I fought the Americans, along with all the other liberals."
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It seems there are the horsey farm kinda fences and the miles of cattle ranch kinda fences.
They are different . . .
Some spelling errors can be corrected by a vowel movement.
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We have a bunch of corral 'fence' that needs to be replaced.
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I have no idea why, but I'm laughing my ass off at this ^^^^
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My wife asked me last year, "Do they put the bales out in the field to dry?"
....and your reply was? I was being very careful... We were just starting out on two weeks on the road together... Then, said something to the effect of, yah, why else ya figure thay unstack them like that? A year later she's catching on whenever I mention drying something outside.... She's really cute....
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You spent too much time in the city, no ranch has a fence like those you posted... lol true
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There's a first for everthing.
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There's a first for everthing. I guess so. Never thought I’d see it.
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FWIW, I have 110' feet of fence that belongs to me.
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You spent too much time in the city, no ranch has a fence like those you posted... lol true That's what an inherited fence looks like. It looked better when the originator put it up.
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Anything to put meat on the table.
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My wife asked me last year, "Do they put the bales out in the field to dry?"
....and your reply was? I was being very careful... We were just starting out on two weeks on the road together... Then, said something to the effect of, yah, why else ya figure thay unstack them like that? A year later she's catching on whenever I mention drying something outside.... She's really cute.... Well played.
I retired from the Johns Manville asbestos pop tart factory in ‘59, and still never made the connection.—-Slumlord
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Fences...gophers.....hay.....tractors.
This is a fine thread!
I am MAGA.
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All of this reminds me; did ya’ll hear about Bristoe talking with a Montana rancher out in front of his ranchette?
Anyway………Brsitoe was leaning on his mail box out along the road like he does every evening in his favorite wife beater shirt, and a Montana rancher who was in Kentucky looking at horses sees him and stops while driving by. They start up a conversation and the rancher asks Brisote if he owns the place. Bristoe proudly tells him that he owns all 6 acres that are fenced. (And he further clarifies his comment by saying he’s about to replace all of the fence as soon as he cashes in a few $20 Lotto tickets)
In return Bristoe asks the rancher about his ranch in Montana and how big it is. The rancher, not wanting to embarrass Bristoe by comparing acres, simply says that his ranch is big enough that he can leave the ranch house on one end of the ranch in his pickup truck when the sun comes up and he can’t get to the other end of the ranch before sundown.
Bristoe puff his chest out and quickly states, “Imagine that. I have a pick-up truck just like that one”.
It's official. I missed the selfie deadline so I'm Maser's sock puppet because rene and the Polish half of the fubar twins have decided that I am.
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Fences...gophers.....hay.....tractors.
This is a fine thread!
That eagle tugging in the Egret’s head is purty darned good too...
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All of this reminds me; did ya’ll hear about Bristoe talking with a Montana rancher out in front of his ranchette?
Anyway………Brsitoe was leaning on his mail box out along the road like he does every evening in his favorite wife beater shirt, and a Montana rancher who was in Kentucky looking at horses sees him and stops while driving by. They start up a conversation and the rancher asks Brisote if he owns the place. Bristoe proudly tells him that he owns all 6 acres that are fenced. (And he further clarifies his comment by saying he’s about to replace all of it as soon as he cashes in a few $20 Lotto tickets)
In return Bristoe asks the rancher about his ranch in Montana and how big it is. The rancher, not wanting to embarrass Bristoe by comparing acres, simply says that his ranch is big enough that he can leave the ranch house on one end of the ranch in his pickup truck when the sun comes up and he can’t get to the other end of the ranch before sundown.
Bristoe puff his chest out and quickly states, “Imagine that. I have a pick-up truck just like that one”.
Ain't nobody gonna read alla that bullshit except those who are disappointed that they did. You're a dummace.
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