Not to be outdone Alabama has become the first state to ban discrimination against mullets.
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Alabama Becomes First State To Ban Discrimination Against Mullets
MONTGOMERY, AL—Earlier this summer, California became the first state to ban natural hair discrimination.
Not wanting to be outdone in the employee rights department, Alabama has become the first state to ban discrimination on the basis of mullets. Employers cannot ask you questions about your mullet, ask you to tame your mullet, or say anything suggesting mullets are anything but the best hairstyle ever invented.
"Your employer can't discriminate against you just because you're all business up front and all party in the back," said Governor Kay Ivey as she prepared to sign the bill, tearful mullet rights activists gathered around her. "Whether combed straight or permed, having a mullet is a human right and a key part of Southern culture, and we will defend that with the full force of the law."
"Feel the power of the mullet!" she added, throwing up the sign of the horns before the capital band began to play the state's official anthem, Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell."
The state is also considering banning discrimination on the basis of the number of teeth you have.
God I hope you are just f*cking around and don't believe this [bleep].
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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe, an Obama phone, free health insurance. and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.
God I hope you are just f*cking around and don't believe this [bleep].
The Babylon Bee is a news satire website that publishes satirical articles on religion, politics, current events, and well-known public figures. With intentional irony, the site describes itself as "the world’s best satire site, totally inerrant in all its truth claims."
Given that I've posted numerous items from the BB, and pointed out more than once that it is satire, you have to pretty stupid to ask.
===================== Boots were made for walking Winds were blowing change Boys fall in the jungle As I Came of Age
God I hope you are just f*cking around and don't believe this [bleep].
The Babylon Bee is a news satire website that publishes satirical articles on religion, politics, current events, and well-known public figures. With intentional irony, the site describes itself as "the world’s best satire site, totally inerrant in all its truth claims."
Given that I've posted numerous items from the BB, and pointed out more than once that it is satire, you have to pretty stupid to ask.
My Daddy always said never argue with an idiot, because people might not know the difference. I just put 'em on Ignore.
P.S. In this case, Beoceorl, I know the difference.
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever." -S. M. Stirling
God I hope you are just f*cking around and don't believe this [bleep].
The Babylon Bee is a news satire website that publishes satirical articles on religion, politics, current events, and well-known public figures. With intentional irony, the site describes itself as "the world’s best satire site, totally inerrant in all its truth claims."
Given that I've posted numerous items from the BB, and pointed out more than once that it is satire, you have to pretty stupid to ask.
Sorry, I missed those posts and I didn't think it was necessary to do a Fire Search for Beocerol --Babylon Bee. Though I would just ask.
Thanks for clearing that up.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe, an Obama phone, free health insurance. and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.
Not to be outdone Alabama has become the first state to ban discrimination against mullets.
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Alabama Becomes First State To Ban Discrimination Against Mullets
MONTGOMERY, AL—Earlier this summer, California became the first state to ban natural hair discrimination.
Not wanting to be outdone in the employee rights department, Alabama has become the first state to ban discrimination on the basis of mullets. Employers cannot ask you questions about your mullet, ask you to tame your mullet, or say anything suggesting mullets are anything but the best hairstyle ever invented.
"Your employer can't discriminate against you just because you're all business up front and all party in the back," said Governor Kay Ivey as she prepared to sign the bill, tearful mullet rights activists gathered around her. "Whether combed straight or permed, having a mullet is a human right and a key part of Southern culture, and we will defend that with the full force of the law."
"Feel the power of the mullet!" she added, throwing up the sign of the horns before the capital band began to play the state's official anthem, Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell."
The state is also considering banning discrimination on the basis of the number of teeth you have.
Not to be outdone Alabama has become the first state to ban discrimination against mullets.
Quote
Alabama Becomes First State To Ban Discrimination Against Mullets
MONTGOMERY, AL—Earlier this summer, California became the first state to ban natural hair discrimination.
Not wanting to be outdone in the employee rights department, Alabama has become the first state to ban discrimination on the basis of mullets. Employers cannot ask you questions about your mullet, ask you to tame your mullet, or say anything suggesting mullets are anything but the best hairstyle ever invented.
"Your employer can't discriminate against you just because you're all business up front and all party in the back," said Governor Kay Ivey as she prepared to sign the bill, tearful mullet rights activists gathered around her. "Whether combed straight or permed, having a mullet is a human right and a key part of Southern culture, and we will defend that with the full force of the law."
"Feel the power of the mullet!" she added, throwing up the sign of the horns before the capital band began to play the state's official anthem, Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell."
The state is also considering banning discrimination on the basis of the number of teeth you have.
God I hope you are just f*cking around and don't believe this [bleep].
The Babylon Bee is a news satire website that publishes satirical articles on religion, politics, current events, and well-known public figures. With intentional irony, the site describes itself as "the world’s best satire site, totally inerrant in all its truth claims."
Shut up. Half the fun is seeing who believes the satire and goes on a rant.
The key elements in human thinking are not numbers but labels of fuzzy sets. -- L. Zadeh
Back in the good ole days - when country music was the chitt .
That was the song the FBI used to play nonstop 24 / 7 over loudspeakers durning the Waco Branch / Davidson Standoff as psychological warfare.
Probably why the offed themselves. 😜
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
Colossians 3:17 (New King James Version) "And whatever you do in word or deed, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God the Father through Him."
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