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the consolidation of the states into one vast republic, sure to be aggressive abroad and despotic at home, will be the certain precursor of that ruin which has overwhelmed all those that have preceded. Robert E Lee
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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There is good money being paid to these egg heads.
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Fuggin Snowflakes. I fart in her general direction. I have a Master's Degree in Directional Farting!  Just a Master’s? Amateur😀
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Campfire Ranger
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From a purely audible standpoint I'd put my 130 lb wife against anyone.
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fuggen people are stupid any more
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Holy crap, if this is true my dog is trying to sexually dominate and rape everybody in the house !
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People wouldn’t be worrying about this kind of crap if trying to find something to eat was a 24 hour a day job.
Progress!!!!!
HA!
Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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I saw a T-Shirt today that said, "I didn't fart! My ass hole blew you a kiss."
NRA LIFE MEMBER
GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS
ESPECIALLY THE SNIPERS!
"Suppose you were an idiot And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself."
-Mark Twain
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It only becomes fart rape if you fart, then pull the covers up over their head.
If we live long enough, we all have regrets. But the ones that nag at us the most are the ones in which we know we had a choice.
Doug
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Campfire Oracle
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I predict an epidemic of feminists schittin' their britches while attempting to outfart men.
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It only becomes fart rape if you fart, then pull the covers up over their head. Or if you lift one of your legs and then drop it...sort of like a bellows 😁
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One of my favorite scenes!!!
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Fuggin Snowflakes. I fart in her general direction. I have a Master's Degree in Directional Farting! Why didn't you get your doctorate?
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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I saw a T-Shirt today that said, "I didn't fart! My ass hole blew you a kiss." I NEED me one of those. 😜
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Nowadays I never trust a fart. 😜 I'm getting there. i have to do a quick assessment before I let it fly. Last deuce, what did I eat last, high fiber or protein. It's getting to be a chore.
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
Stupid always finds a way.
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Fart then turn and look at her like she did it....never cracking a smile
One man with courage makes a majority....
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Countries which have given up the means of defense are now socialist communist countries. The leaders of these countries have killed millions of people. They took the wealth and freedoms from them. Then their lives were taken when they could no longer produce any wealth.
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Ingwe is in big trouble.........
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
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