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Great Comment at the end of the article by ifsheishonest:
Brain Rape: being forced to listen to the ridiculous blathering of radical feminists who mistake the ability to speak for the ability to think.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
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I've fart raped a crowded elevator on more than one occasion. It's best to keep those quiet.
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I tried all day to avoid this thread, and I now know why.
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Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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She needs to come hang out with me on a typical day in the life of a boilermaker. Me and my guys would gang rape her with farts during any given day. We would fart her down. We would stuff the biggest of manly farts deep inside her pie hole.
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Countries which have given up the means of defense are now socialist communist countries. The leaders of these countries have killed millions of people. They took the wealth and freedoms from them. Then their lives were taken when they could no longer produce any wealth.
Are you a bot? This is a thread about farts!!!
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True story: Years ago, I lived in a condo. Once in my closet, I farted violently. A dog on the other side of the wall started barking. I was rather pleased with myself.
Another time, back when I was married, my ex wife told me that I smelled like a mixture of Scotch and fart - it was one of the proudest moments of my life.
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l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
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How can you have a masters degree or a doctorate degree and be this stupid. I feel stupid for reading the whole thread.
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True story: Years ago, I lived in a condo. Once in my closet, I farted violently. A dog on the other side of the wall started barking. I was rather proud of myself.
Another time, back when I was married, my ex wife told me that I smelled like a mixture of Scotch and fart - it was one of the proudest moments of my life. I like the cut of your jib, Mister!
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Countries which have given up the means of defense are now socialist communist countries. The leaders of these countries have killed millions of people. They took the wealth and freedoms from them. Then their lives were taken when they could no longer produce any wealth.
Are you a bot? This is a thread about farts!!! Kenneth from Mumbai
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How can you have a masters degree or a doctorate degree and be this stupid. I feel stupid for reading the whole thread. Ummm... That's the point of this thread.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
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Hey Sexy, come over here and pull my finger.
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Yup....the internet ran out of information.
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I think about fart raping every person I see.
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If I fart and blame the dog does that mean the perception the dog is...?
The key elements in human thinking are not numbers but labels of fuzzy sets. -- L. Zadeh
Which explains a lot.
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I think about fart raping every person I see. That's a lot like Mattis: "Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to Fart Rape everyone you meet."
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l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
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As I was reading the article my first thoughts was that those women were probably from universities or something there on the university payroll. No wonder school cost so much to attend. Students are paying money to send these stupid ladies to this.
If a woman farts louder than a man is she raping the man?
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So what would crop-dusting be called?
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As I was reading the article my first thoughts was that those women were probably from universities or something there on the university payroll. No wonder school cost so much to attend. Students are paying money to send these stupid ladies to this.
If a woman farts louder than a man is she raping the man? Can't rape the willing.
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So what would crop-dusting be called? Indecent exposure!
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Fuggin Snowflakes. I fart in her general direction. I have a Master's Degree in Directional Farting!  Must be the horizontal control surveying that gets you to this celebrated place. 
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