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Originally Posted by JeffyD
Hey Sexy, come over here and pull my finger.

ROFL

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He got raped and didn't even know it....


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Originally Posted by stevelyn
So what would crop-dusting be called?

We need to red flag farty people and deny them the ability to possess gassy food. A cabbage and garlic license if you will. On the first offense the criminal must be forced to take anti-gas pills which would be monitored by the government. I feel certain Sparticus would be "behind" such a law.

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True story: Years ago, I lived in a condo. Once in my closet, I farted violently. A dog on the other side of the wall started barking.

See there, that's how we enforce it. They have drug sniffing dogs and bomb sniffing dogs, fart sniffing dogs should be easy enough to find. (Eek! Sorry lady but it was the dog. And that's his purpose in life.)


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How can you have a masters degree or a doctorate degree and be this stupid. I feel stupid for reading the whole thread.

Ummm... That's the point of this thread.

Or a bar bet. :Bet I can write an article about farting and be taken seriously.


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I think feminists are HOT!

Ok, not really, but saying that out loud in their presence makes them lose their minds (more than they already have).


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Originally Posted by High_Noon
“By farting louder the man is using passive aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimidates the woman to subconsciously not release as much flatulence and thus the woman fearing for her safety doesn’t fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness, this in turn contributes to rape culture and women being oppressed.”


If they'd heard me for a couple hours after last Friday's colonoscopy I'm pretty sure they'd all be afraid and suppressed the rest of their lives! sick There was nothing passive about it!


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Everyone knows a woman's fart stinks more than a man's fart and a feminist fart stinks the most of all. Furthermore it's not the loudness of the fart but the potency of it that is the most harmful for our health; think dizzy spells and blurred vision after exposure. Therefore, this constitutes passive aggressive violence on a large scale being perpetrated by feminists worldwide and undoubtedly it has also contributed to climate change and the melting of the polar ice caps.

They should be ashamed of themselves.


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Thought this topic might be from The Onion, but turns out Ms Ingle is a PhD candidate in Physics at the University of Toronto who also organizes” F ck the Police” marches on the side.

https://www.reddit.com/r/climateske...mp;utm_medium=&utm_content=post_body

She’s studying Climate Change.





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poor girl looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

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my wife farted so loud one night she woke herself up, blamed me then went back to sleep.
All I could do was laugh.


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So which is a more serious offense, a very loud, “rattle the roof fart” rape or a “water your eyes fart” rape?


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One of the times my brother farted, the smoke detector went off! I farted in a high school classroom and literally had the teacher gagging and cleared out the room. Does that mean I rapped all of the other students in the classroom?! On our honeymoon, I ripped one so bad, my new bride was crawling out of the room on her hands and knees gagging. We celebrate our 36th anniversary in a couple weeks. Like it was said earlier, some people just have too much time on their hands!


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I wonder if I crop dust multiple victims on different aisles in the walmart, am I serial rapist?

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If it was all in one visit then you're a mass fartist. If you repeat your crimes then you're a serial fartist.

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I wonder if I crop dust multiple victims on different aisles in the walmart, am I serial rapist?



If it's in the Breakfast Isle..

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Ewww

Shoney's farts are like a crime scene.

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Originally Posted by slumlord
I wonder if I crop dust multiple victims on different aisles in the walmart, am I serial rapist?

If you are crop dusting and look around the aisle and see Corn Flakes, Captain Crunch... Yes, you are a cereal rapist. grin

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart_Proudly

The essay is worthy reading!!!

https://web.archive.org/web/20130305080250/http://teachingamericanhistory.org/library/index.asp?document=470

https://web.archive.org/web/20130305080250/http://teachingamericanhistory.org/library/index.asp?document=470

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I'm sure my office chair feels that way.


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