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Re: Fart Rape [Re: JeffyD] #14129355 09/16/19
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Originally Posted by JeffyD
Hey Sexy, come over here and pull my finger.

ROFL

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Re: Fart Rape [Re: High_Noon] #14129358 09/16/19
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He got raped and didn't even know it....


Re: Fart Rape [Re: stevelyn] #14129394 09/16/19
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Originally Posted by stevelyn
So what would crop-dusting be called?

We need to red flag farty people and deny them the ability to possess gassy food. A cabbage and garlic license if you will. On the first offense the criminal must be forced to take anti-gas pills which would be monitored by the government. I feel certain Sparticus would be "behind" such a law.

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True story: Years ago, I lived in a condo. Once in my closet, I farted violently. A dog on the other side of the wall started barking.

See there, that's how we enforce it. They have drug sniffing dogs and bomb sniffing dogs, fart sniffing dogs should be easy enough to find. (Eek! Sorry lady but it was the dog. And that's his purpose in life.)


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Re: Fart Rape [Re: High_Noon] #14129397 09/16/19
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Originally Posted by High_Noon
Originally Posted by Texczech
How can you have a masters degree or a doctorate degree and be this stupid. I feel stupid for reading the whole thread.

Ummm... That's the point of this thread.

Or a bar bet. :Bet I can write an article about farting and be taken seriously.


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Which explains a lot.
Re: Fart Rape [Re: High_Noon] #14129400 09/16/19
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I think feminists are HOT!

Ok, not really, but saying that out loud in their presence makes them lose their minds (more than they already have).


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Re: Fart Rape [Re: High_Noon] #14129420 09/16/19
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Originally Posted by High_Noon
“By farting louder the man is using passive aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimidates the woman to subconsciously not release as much flatulence and thus the woman fearing for her safety doesn’t fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness, this in turn contributes to rape culture and women being oppressed.”


If they'd heard me for a couple hours after last Friday's colonoscopy I'm pretty sure they'd all be afraid and suppressed the rest of their lives! sick There was nothing passive about it!


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Re: Fart Rape [Re: High_Noon] #14129421 09/16/19
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Everyone knows a woman's fart stinks more than a man's fart and a feminist fart stinks the most of all. Furthermore it's not the loudness of the fart but the potency of it that is the most harmful for our health; think dizzy spells and blurred vision after exposure. Therefore, this constitutes passive aggressive violence on a large scale being perpetrated by feminists worldwide and undoubtedly it has also contributed to climate change and the melting of the polar ice caps.

They should be ashamed of themselves.


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Re: Fart Rape [Re: High_Noon] #14129551 09/16/19
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Thought this topic might be from The Onion, but turns out Ms Ingle is a PhD candidate in Physics at the University of Toronto who also organizes” F ck the Police” marches on the side.

https://www.reddit.com/r/climateske...mp;utm_medium=&utm_content=post_body

She’s studying Climate Change.





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Re: Fart Rape [Re: High_Noon] #14129563 09/16/19
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Re: Fart Rape [Re: High_Noon] #14130487 09/16/19
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poor girl looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

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Re: Fart Rape [Re: High_Noon] #14130517 09/16/19
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my wife farted so loud one night she woke herself up, blamed me then went back to sleep.
All I could do was laugh.


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Re: Fart Rape [Re: High_Noon] #14130583 09/16/19
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So which is a more serious offense, a very loud, “rattle the roof fart” rape or a “water your eyes fart” rape?


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Re: Fart Rape [Re: High_Noon] #14130610 09/16/19
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One of the times my brother farted, the smoke detector went off! I farted in a high school classroom and literally had the teacher gagging and cleared out the room. Does that mean I rapped all of the other students in the classroom?! On our honeymoon, I ripped one so bad, my new bride was crawling out of the room on her hands and knees gagging. We celebrate our 36th anniversary in a couple weeks. Like it was said earlier, some people just have too much time on their hands!


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Re: Fart Rape [Re: DeanAnderson] #14130616 09/16/19
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I wonder if I crop dust multiple victims on different aisles in the walmart, am I serial rapist?

Re: Fart Rape [Re: slumlord] #14130624 09/16/19
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If it was all in one visit then you're a mass fartist. If you repeat your crimes then you're a serial fartist.


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Re: Fart Rape [Re: High_Noon] #14130625 09/16/19
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I wonder if I crop dust multiple victims on different aisles in the walmart, am I serial rapist?



If it's in the Breakfast Isle..

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Re: Fart Rape [Re: Vic_in_Va] #14130626 09/16/19
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Ewww

Shoney's farts are like a crime scene.

Re: Fart Rape [Re: slumlord] #14130627 09/16/19
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Originally Posted by slumlord
I wonder if I crop dust multiple victims on different aisles in the walmart, am I serial rapist?

If you are crop dusting and look around the aisle and see Corn Flakes, Captain Crunch... Yes, you are a cereal rapist. grin

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Re: Fart Rape [Re: High_Noon] #14130654 09/16/19
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart_Proudly

The essay is worthy reading!!!

https://web.archive.org/web/20130305080250/http://teachingamericanhistory.org/library/index.asp?document=470

https://web.archive.org/web/20130305080250/http://teachingamericanhistory.org/library/index.asp?document=470

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Re: Fart Rape [Re: High_Noon] #14130658 09/16/19
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I'm sure my office chair feels that way.


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