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We have got one by the back door, that has got to be 5-1/2 to 6 inches long. Biggest one I’ve ever seen. Brown head ,legs, and a yellow abdomen!
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My Mom always said they were lucky.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Until they bite you anyway.
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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Someone said that on here a while back. I don’t think that’s true. Never been bit by one.
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It's what they do for a living.
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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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My Mom always said they were lucky.
Yup.......Until that big basturd gets Denny as he's going out the door!!
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Only the females are lucky. They kill the males after mating.
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I have. Us kids used to play with them, get a little rough with them as kids will and they can nail you good. They will let you go but it seems like forever. It was a hellofa pinch, didn't break the skin. Almost as bad as a big grasshopper, it's memorable. Running through an unmowed field with a cousin one July Fourth one found it's way into my jeans pocket and latched on. Outside they're easy to brush off but inside a pocket takes a while.
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Someone said that on here a while back. I don’t think that’s true. Never been bit by one.
Naw they don't bite but they do pinch the hell out of ya with the catchers they got........
Don't tell Denny though.
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Someone say Praying Mantis?????
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Saw one catch a hummingbird off the feeder the other day, Badass bug!
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Careful if you're doing your business off the back porch.
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My grandkids were playing with one awhile back, and it didn't bite them. I have handled a lot of them and have never even thought they could bite.
But, I don't think ours are big enough to do any damage to humans.
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They can and will bite if properly motivated, but are not venomous and will not really hurt anything but your pulse rate a little.
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Haven’t seen one in years.
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They can and will bite if properly motivated, but are not venomous and will not really hurt anything but your pulse rate a little.
Good photo DD !
I never knew they could fly until I tried to grab one off the front door the other day.
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We dont have them here. But I reckon they can bite. Just like a grasshopper and a dragonfly.
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see the real big ones this time of the year while bush hogging the weeds. Like someone mentioned, seems like 4-5 inches.
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