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Ya I’m nervous as hell. Gives me the creeps.
I’m not an organ donor. I don’t believe in an afterlife, but I’d rather cover my bases in case there is and I need everything. You just never know.
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Thinking a six pack of double IPA stacked with the Valium he prescribed might be enough.
I’m not an organ donor. I don’t believe in an afterlife, but I’d rather cover my bases in case there is and I need everything. You just never know.
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Thinking a six pack of double IPA stacked with the Valium he prescribed might be enough. You will be fine. 😳 couldn’t hurt as bad as postpartum wife’s and shïtty dippers again.
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Thinking a six pack of double IPA stacked with the Valium he prescribed might be enough. Sounds like a recipe for more incontinence.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Told my wife “I can’t stand the thought of getting you, or anyone else pregnant”.
My delivery might’ve been too dry..,.
I’m not an organ donor. I don’t believe in an afterlife, but I’d rather cover my bases in case there is and I need everything. You just never know.
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Told my wife “I can’t stand the thought of getting you, or anyone else pregnant”.
My delivery might’ve been too dry..,. She most likely was worried about her self. 😂😂🤣 And ever woman I’ve known hated a dry delivery.
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I had a buddy that had a botched vasectomy.
I probably shouldn't text you the story...
But it's really good.
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.
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I had a buddy that had a botched vasectomy.
I probably shouldn't text you the story...
But it's really good. [bleep] you...
I’m not an organ donor. I don’t believe in an afterlife, but I’d rather cover my bases in case there is and I need everything. You just never know.
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I had a buddy that had a botched vasectomy.
I probably shouldn't text you the story...
But it's really good. That’s what they all say right up to the colored kids birth.
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I hear it's like disarming a bomb.
Red wire?
Green wire?
Red wire?
I just don't know....
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2
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Blue wire!
Cut the blue wire!
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.
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I had a buddy that had a botched vasectomy.
I probably shouldn't text you the story...
But it's really good. That’s what they all say right up to the colored kids birth. Rolling!!! Thats rathist.
I’m not an organ donor. I don’t believe in an afterlife, but I’d rather cover my bases in case there is and I need everything. You just never know.
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Make sure you shave your balls.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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I’m not an organ donor. I don’t believe in an afterlife, but I’d rather cover my bases in case there is and I need everything. You just never know.
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Make sure you shave your balls. I was imagining nurses doing that. If there’s something I need to know, spill it.
I’m not an organ donor. I don’t believe in an afterlife, but I’d rather cover my bases in case there is and I need everything. You just never know.
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Make sure you shave your balls. You are assuming that they are not already. LOL My elk hunting Pard got cut a while back and had to take in the follow up sample in. His wife wouldn’t help him. I mentioned that if I had to do that shït she would be splitting the sample in a cup. She doesn’t like me all that much. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I hear it's like disarming a bomb.
Red wire?
Green wire?
Red wire?
I just don't know.... Cracking up. What a horrible movie.
I’m not an organ donor. I don’t believe in an afterlife, but I’d rather cover my bases in case there is and I need everything. You just never know.
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I had a buddy that had a botched vasectomy.
I probably shouldn't text you the story...
But it's really good. [bleep] you... OK, fine. You don't get to hear the story then if you're gonna be that way.
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
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Make sure you shave your balls. Is it one third more if you got three balls? Asking for a friend.
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Make sure you shave your balls. Is it one third more if you got three balls? Asking for a friend. [bleep] that’s funny. 🤣
I’m not an organ donor. I don’t believe in an afterlife, but I’d rather cover my bases in case there is and I need everything. You just never know.
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