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There are only two kinds of cows, hungry cows, and dead cows. laugh


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Nah, there are gentle cows and mean sonsabitches.


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You forgot mad cows, and spooky cows...


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The kind of cow that I hate the worst is the one I call a high headed cow. That's the one that when you get ready to work them, will throw her head up high and start looking for a place to go. I'm fortunate I guess, as I don't have one of those at the present time.

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According to Patrick F McManus, it was Fast Mean Cows and Slow Mean Cows......


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All "cows" are female...

There's a joke somewhere in that?


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Originally Posted by JamesJr
The kind of cow that I hate the worst is the one I call a high headed cow. That's the one that when you get ready to work them, will throw her head up high and start looking for a place to go. I'm fortunate I guess, as I don't have one of those at the present time.


We've got 6 goats left in a pasture because of a goat version of this. The rest were wormed and rotated to a different pasture weeks ago. We call her the psychotic-betch.... I think I'm going to have to shoot her to ever catch the others.

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Originally Posted by wabigoon
There are only two kinds of cows, hungry cows, and dead cows. laugh


Neighbor would agree.

His son fed the other morning. I went out and threw feed to the kids' calves and noticed one of the neighbor's cows laying down just across the fence. I texted him and told him he had a sick cow laying there. The neighbor has a night-job in town.

Day or 2 later the neighbor tells me one of his cows was dead in a ditch, about 15 feet from where I saw the cow hanging out a couple days ago. She's deader than the proverbial mackerel.


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For me there are 2 kinds of cows:

Cows that are hands-off and do their job without any input from me

Cows that require regular attention and aren't worth having around.

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Some cows require the regular attention of sic'in a pack of cowdogs on them and rubbing Cope in their eyes....

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