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Ripped me a new one #14284960 11/16/19
Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 4,711 Aurora, CO K kennyd OP Campfire Tracker
OP kennyd Campfire Tracker K Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 4,711 Aurora, CO	Those nasty little things got bad enough to seek a fix. Doc said the easier steps would be a waste of money given t the stage. Day surgery and damn it hurts. Biggest complaint is the doc never went out to waiting room to report to daughter or came by after to tell me what was done. No requested phone call either. Ever tried to get that poor little bladder to let go with a pretty blonde watching your balance? The canyon is way deeper and smoother now. Never fully realized how those things kept creeping out.

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Re: Ripped me a new one kennyd #14285020 11/16/19
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 151,092 Texas hanco Campfire Savant
hanco Campfire Savant Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 151,092 Texas	What the hell are you referring to??? Kidney stones!

Re: Ripped me a new one hanco #14285025 11/16/19
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Jim_Conrad Campfire Kahuna J Joined: May 2016 Posts: 60,283 Montana	Originally Posted by hanco What the hell are you referring to??? Kidney stones! My bet is Asteroids. I am MAGA.

Re: Ripped me a new one kennyd #14285034 11/16/19
Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,704 Mt. Horrible, SC Strick9 Campfire Regular
Strick9 Campfire Regular Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,704 Mt. Horrible, SC	I can't tell what he is talking about either but after just dealing with my first kidney stone I can't blame him for being all over the place in wording. I feel like I have a pretty high pain threshold and can usually box around pain , not with a stone I couldn't. Was shocky, puking, sweating, shaking and very very happy to see the IV go in full of morph and dilautid. Then bam it was over , next two days were spent in a drug hangover. Lowcountry Wildlife Management Knowing Wildlife Beyond Science [email protected] Genesis 9;2

Re: Ripped me a new one kennyd #14285039 11/16/19
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 151,092 Texas hanco Campfire Savant
hanco Campfire Savant Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 151,092 Texas	Herpes attack???

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Re: Ripped me a new one kennyd #14285043 11/16/19
Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 66,918 TN slumlord Campfire Kahuna
slumlord Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 66,918 TN	Somebody get an episiotomy? Made ya a cloaca??? That, or he had hemm'roids down to his knee caps.

Re: Ripped me a new one kennyd #14285052 11/16/19
Joined: Aug 2015 Posts: 13,232 Henderson, NV NVhntr Campfire Outfitter
NVhntr Campfire Outfitter Joined: Aug 2015 Posts: 13,232 Henderson, NV	New canyon? You got you a vagina? Let's Go Brandon! FJB

Re: Ripped me a new one kennyd #14285053 11/16/19
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RipSnort Campfire Tracker R Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 3,874	Opioids are powerful things. RS

Re: Ripped me a new one kennyd #14285074 11/16/19
Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 6,960 Southern Michigan M m_stevenson Campfire Tracker
m_stevenson Campfire Tracker M Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 6,960 Southern Michigan	Sleep it off and start your post over. Mark NRA Life Member Anytime anyone kicks cancers azz is a good day! ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~ Oh The Drama!

Re: Ripped me a new one Jim_Conrad #14285077 11/16/19
Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 8,893 just N. of Texas O okie Campfire Outfitter
okie Campfire Outfitter O Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 8,893 just N. of Texas	Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad Originally Posted by hanco What the hell are you referring to??? Kidney stones! My bet is Asteroids. Sounds like roids all right....went to my doctor a little Philipino lady with those once thinking she was going to send me to some kind of [bleep] specialist. No way she told me to roll over and face the wall "big boy" lanced those suckers out right there …. The deadening shots were pretty special that and having three women up your ass....worse yet had to go back and do it a second time. Nurse was still laughing... One man with courage makes a majority.... ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~

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Re: Ripped me a new one kennyd #14285139 11/16/19
Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 13,131 Willamette Valley, Oregon P Pharmseller Campfire Outfitter
Pharmseller Campfire Outfitter P Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 13,131 Willamette Valley, Oregon	Circumcision Obey lawful commands. Video interactions. Hold bad cops accountable. Problem solved. ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~ Member #547 Join date 3/09/2001

Re: Ripped me a new one kennyd #14285148 11/16/19
Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 15,289 Wyoming and Arizona jnyork Campfire Ranger
jnyork Campfire Ranger Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 15,289 Wyoming and Arizona	Abducted and examined by aliens?

Re: Ripped me a new one kennyd #14285157 11/16/19
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MtnBoomer Campfire 'Bwana M Joined: Sep 2010 Posts: 31,412 59644	My _____ hurts just thinking about it! "I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!" --- Kid Rock 2022 Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?

Re: Ripped me a new one kennyd #14285161 11/16/19
Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 4,711 Aurora, CO K kennyd OP Campfire Tracker
OP kennyd Campfire Tracker K Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 4,711 Aurora, CO	You guys all so young you never heard of getting your ass ripped? Genuine stage 3 hemorrhoids. Geeze i do not know what came over me to try to be delicate on this place. I do not do drugs, would rather grit my teeth. Where the hell are all the doctors and members not as fit as a 18 year old?

Re: Ripped me a new one kennyd #14285170 11/16/19
Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,168 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... ironbender Campfire Oracle
ironbender Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,168 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn...	Add fiber to your diet. If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender

Re: Ripped me a new one kennyd #14285174 11/16/19
Joined: Sep 2010 Posts: 31,412 59644 M MtnBoomer Campfire 'Bwana
MtnBoomer Campfire 'Bwana M Joined: Sep 2010 Posts: 31,412 59644	You have just opened up a whole 'nother can of whoopass! "I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!" --- Kid Rock 2022 Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?

Re: Ripped me a new one kennyd #14285178 11/16/19
Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 13,131 Willamette Valley, Oregon P Pharmseller Campfire Outfitter
Pharmseller Campfire Outfitter P Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 13,131 Willamette Valley, Oregon	Originally Posted by kennyd You guys all so young you never heard of getting your ass ripped? Genuine stage 3 hemorrhoids. Geeze i do not know what came over me to try to be delicate on this place. I do not do drugs, would rather grit my teeth. Where the hell are all the doctors and members not as fit as a 18 year old? Quit forcing farts so much. Let ‘em just leak out all soft like. Obey lawful commands. Video interactions. Hold bad cops accountable. Problem solved. ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~ Member #547 Join date 3/09/2001

Re: Ripped me a new one kennyd #14285243 11/16/19
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 151,092 Texas hanco Campfire Savant
hanco Campfire Savant Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 151,092 Texas	Vasectomy? I recommend that for everyone, men, women, children!!

Re: Ripped me a new one kennyd #14285249 11/16/19
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 151,092 Texas hanco Campfire Savant
hanco Campfire Savant Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 151,092 Texas	Tick imbedded in your assshoole Last edited by hanco; 11/16/19.

Re: Ripped me a new one kennyd #14285257 11/16/19
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 4,847 Galt's Gulch Colorado D Dess Campfire Tracker
Dess Campfire Tracker D Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 4,847 Galt's Gulch Colorado	Least they could do is buy you dinner. For even when we were with you, we gave you this rule: "If a man will not work, he shall not eat." 2 Thessalonians 3:10

Re: Ripped me a new one kennyd #14285266 11/16/19
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 151,092 Texas hanco Campfire Savant
hanco Campfire Savant Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 151,092 Texas	Never had no hemroids

Re: Ripped me a new one ironbender #14285272 11/16/19
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 28,172 Here Or There luv2safari Campfire Ranger
luv2safari Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 28,172 Here Or There	Originally Posted by ironbender Add fiber to your diet. Hunt with Class and Classics Religion: A founder of The Church of Spray and Pray Acquit v. t. To render a judgment in a murder case in San Francisco... EQUAL, adj. As bad as something else. Ambrose Bierce “The Devil's Dictionary”

Re: Ripped me a new one kennyd #14285273 11/16/19
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ol_mike Campfire Ranger O Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 24,256 Arkansas	get well soon ! PRESIDENT TRUMP 2024/2028 !!!!!!!!!! Posted by Bristoe The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.

Re: Ripped me a new one luv2safari #14285340 11/16/19
Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 66,918 TN slumlord Campfire Kahuna
slumlord Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 66,918 TN	Originally Posted by luv2safari Originally Posted by ironbender Add fiber to your diet. Mix that in with the hummingbird water? 😄

Re: Ripped me a new one kennyd #14285503 11/16/19
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 151,092 Texas hanco Campfire Savant
hanco Campfire Savant Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 151,092 Texas	Grease up a cucumber, poke em back in!!

Re: Ripped me a new one slumlord #14285683 11/16/19
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gregintenn Campfire Ranger G Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 16,076	Originally Posted by slumlord Originally Posted by luv2safari Originally Posted by ironbender Add fiber to your diet. Mix that in with the hummingbird water? 😄 Does it keep em regular or what?

Re: Ripped me a new one gregintenn #14285713 11/16/19
Joined: Sep 2010 Posts: 31,412 59644 M MtnBoomer Campfire 'Bwana
MtnBoomer Campfire 'Bwana M Joined: Sep 2010 Posts: 31,412 59644	Originally Posted by gregintenn Originally Posted by slumlord Originally Posted by luv2safari Originally Posted by ironbender Add fiber to your diet. Mix that in with the hummingbird water? 😄 Does it keep em regular or what? Hummingbirds will be fast little chits! "I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!" --- Kid Rock 2022 Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?

Re: Ripped me a new one Jim_Conrad #14285722 11/16/19
Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 45,016 Clarksville, TN R renegade50 Campfire 'Bwana
renegade50 Campfire 'Bwana R Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 45,016 Clarksville, TN	Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad Originally Posted by hanco What the hell are you referring to??? Kidney stones! My bet is Asteroids. Asteriods LOL!!!

Re: Ripped me a new one luv2safari #14285726 11/16/19
Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 7,956 Eagle River Alaska K kk alaska Campfire Outfitter
kk alaska Campfire Outfitter K Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 7,956 Eagle River Alaska	Add fiber till skid marks go away in the toilet, skid marks in the toilet equals skid marks in colon. Best advice a Dr ever gave me! Which overall prevents colon and roid issues. Wait a few years and you will understand! kk alaska Alaska 7 months of winter then 5 months of tourists

Re: Ripped me a new one Jim_Conrad #14285733 11/16/19
Joined: Jan 2016 Posts: 95,647 J jaguartx Campfire Oracle
jaguartx Campfire Oracle J Joined: Jan 2016 Posts: 95,647	Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad Originally Posted by hanco What the hell are you referring to??? Kidney stones! My bet is Asteroids. Yeah, this. Asteroids fer sure. Or hemorrhoids. Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left. A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind. "The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan". I Dindo Nuffin

Re: Ripped me a new one NVhntr #14285735 11/16/19
Joined: Jan 2016 Posts: 95,647 J jaguartx Campfire Oracle
jaguartx Campfire Oracle J Joined: Jan 2016 Posts: 95,647	Originally Posted by NVhntr New canyon? You got you a vagina? Prolly not without a phone call an money. Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left. A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind. "The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan". I Dindo Nuffin

Re: Ripped me a new one kennyd #14285736 11/16/19
Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 45,016 Clarksville, TN R renegade50 Campfire 'Bwana
renegade50 Campfire 'Bwana R Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 45,016 Clarksville, TN	Originally Posted by kennyd You guys all so young you never heard of getting your ass ripped? Genuine stage 3 hemorrhoids. Geeze i do not know what came over me to try to be delicate on this place. I do not do drugs, would rather grit my teeth. Where the hell are all the doctors and members not as fit as a 18 year old? Let it go to stage 4. Might look like an upside down Oscar the grouch coming outta his trash can??? https://images.app.goo.gl/UVQ8CK3wfQFx19cm7 Last edited by renegade50; 11/16/19.

Re: Ripped me a new one renegade50 #14285996 11/16/19
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lvmiker Campfire Outfitter L Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 9,379 las vegas, Nv.	My defining moment in a 30 year career as a Paramedic/PA was when a tough as nails 50 y/o Driller presented w/ anal bleeding and pain sufficient to warrant a visit to Doc in the remote hinterlands of Kazakhstan. When he bent over I thought he had stuffed bloody eggplants up his arse. He still sends me Christmas cards. Asteroids[best description ever] can only be appreciated by those that have suffered them and those that have treated them, neither are recreational. Prevention is possible and should be investigated by anyone who takes literature to the Crapper. mike r Don't wish it were easier Wish you were better Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that. Craig Douglas ECQC

Re: Ripped me a new one kennyd #14286160 11/16/19
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Pharmseller Campfire Outfitter P Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 13,131 Willamette Valley, Oregon	Wait a minute... Some people don’t read on the crapper? P Obey lawful commands. Video interactions. Hold bad cops accountable. Problem solved. ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~ Member #547 Join date 3/09/2001

Re: Ripped me a new one Jim_Conrad #14286171 11/16/19
Joined: Sep 2018 Posts: 2,065 Barney_Fife Campfire Regular
Barney_Fife Campfire Regular Joined: Sep 2018 Posts: 2,065	Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad Originally Posted by hanco What the hell are you referring to??? Kidney stones! My bet is Asteroids. Good lort my side hurts

Re: Ripped me a new one kennyd #14286249 11/16/19
Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 32,070 Kenai Peninsula, AK L las Campfire 'Bwana
las Campfire 'Bwana L Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 32,070 Kenai Peninsula, AK	I was on- thinking flutter-farts..... Not as pretty as wind-chimes, tho. Last edited by las; 11/16/19. The only true cost of having a dog is its death.

Re: Ripped me a new one kennyd #14286759 11/17/19
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Burleyboy Campfire Outfitter B Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,993 Idaho	Blew a gasket on your log chopper? Bb

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