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Wife calls me while she's out shopping yesterday and says she's bringing home dinner, don't eat anything. Great, says I, don't have to cook!

KFC. Oh mercy. Wake up at 4 am and had to make a run to the bathroom. This morning you can hear my stomach rumbling from 25' away.

Only eaten KFC probably 4 times in my life and twice been struck down in my prime by it. I'm a slow learner it seems.


No mo KFC.

Yeah that schit is overpriced poison.

take the dirtiest animal slopped around the filthy kitchen of a schithole restaurant by ignorant people who don't give a schit about nothing and it ain't going to end well

fuggen kfc is not for me.

sorry to hear about the schits.

Big Mac and fries is a great guaranteed 1 hour laxative for me.

get out more, i can eat road kill off the road with no ill effects.

No kidding. What really surprised me is my wife is one of them germ freaks about chicken when we do it at home, has to wipe the counter down with disinfectant, don't touch that, you handled chicken, then brings home KFC?? WTF. She's finally had enough of my scheit and is trying to do me in. If you guys see my Savages for sale on here you'll know what happened. Ol Fireball be pushin up daisies.

I dont eat out very often. Too damned expensive for what you get.


Having said that.....youse lot seem like those little Asian girls walking around with masks on and rubber gloves.



What has become of the American Male if a simple trip to McD's or KFC would completely take you out of the fight?



Ha! Go buy another kale infused green drink ya sissies!

Death in a bucket, that leaves you sitting on a bucket, trying to beat the odds of kicking the bucket.

Now that’s funny.....And, unfortunately, true

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Sadly that appears to be the case Missy!

I eat KFC all the time with no ill effects.. only complaint is the amount of oil they cook it in.. you might have to get your gut used to it.. eat it more often...

You need to be black to eat that crap.

Ya, but the greasy schitts are part of the KFC experience, just embrace it.

Pressure frying means that the oil gets "injected" into the meat. Yeah, it's "juicy" all right. But it's juiced with oil. And it isn't fresh clean oil, either. Far from it.

It don't bother me.

damn should see some of the stuff I've ate while fishing or hunting....

I've drunk from springs and lakes. I remember my Uncle dipping the jug in Lake o' the Pines after we run out of water on a 104 degree day. Bologna and Cheese Whiz for lunch at the fish camp. Just take a chaw of Beechnut oncet awhile.

I would party crash a funeral home reception just for the Kfc, tell em I cousin gerald or some chit

I can handle it, I've had every vaccine there is, they don't let stray dogs into the dialysis clinic. lol

I can stretch a big bucket of KFC into a 3 day affair.

on time we were down by Mansfield jettys on the island, battery on truck went bad on a monday. 4 days before another person showed. we were eating the rotten shrimp we had.... sun dried, not bad actually.