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For a long time in the middle of my life, women under six, and over sixty liked me some. Now, I'm not so sure about the ones over sixty. 
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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I get along fabulously with several of my wife's personalities. There's a couple of them that are a PITA. LOL! I hear ya!
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Campfire Kahuna
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These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Married the prettiest girl I ever met. 38 years so far. Kindest person you've ever seen and zero (I'm serious) snakes in her head. Shes still got a tiger in the tank too. No way I'm messing with the deal I've got.
You only live once, but...if you do it right, once is enough.
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God knew exactly what he was doing when he hitched us up 45 years ago.
"All that the South has ever desired was that the Union, as established by our forefathers, should be preserved, and that the government, as originally organized, should be administered in purity and truth." – Robert E. Lee
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Yes, 48 years. Evolving every day. Sometimes it's hard work............
Ed
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So Barry, is this some kinda trick question?
Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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For even when we were with you, we gave you this rule: "If a man will not work, he shall not eat."
2 Thessalonians 3:10
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So Barry, is this some kinda trick question? Wait 'til I tell you the latest...
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Good morning Bob, the trick as I see it is stayin married!
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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I out kicked my coverage with my choice of a wife and have been very blessed and happy since. She's much better than I deserve but she stays with me regardless. A wonderful mother, partner and lover. She's perfect. You took the words right out of my mouth.
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“Montana seems to me to be what a small boy would think Texas is like from hearing Texans.”
John Steinbeck
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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So Barry, is this some kinda trick question? Wait 'til I tell you the latest... Why do I feel there’s an “oh schidt” moment approaching?
Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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Good morning Bob, the trick as I see it is stayin married! Good morning Richard! No comment
Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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There's lots of talk about marriage here on the Fire lately. Some good. Some great. And some not so good. You can't pick your family. But you CAN pick your spouse...  How'd you do? Are you happily married? I married the most beautiful girl in my high school. All women are crazed, but she is less so than most. I love her. I am happily married. I hope she is too.
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32 years for me and still going strong.
Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms should be a convenience store; not a government agency.
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There's lots of talk about marriage here on the Fire lately. Some good. Some great. And some not so good. You can't pick your family. But you CAN pick your spouse... How'd you do? Are you happily married? I hit a home run!
"The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo
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I know I can't provide the wittiest rejoinder on the thread because Kaywoodie has already been on here. That said...When OJ had to go to prison, they put him in a cell with Iron Mike Tyson, who was already there.
OJ is like, "How's it goin'?"
Mike says, "Here's some free advice. The only way a guy can get by in jail is gay sex. You got to have you a prison bitch or prison wife."
OJ doesn't really like where this is going, but he says, "Okay."
Iron Mike says, "We're cellies so which do you want to be, the wife or the husband?"
Thinking fast and also that he hasn't had any pussy for awhile and Iron Mike's ass doesn't look so bad, OJ says, "I wanna be the husband"
Iron Mike gets out his ten inch blacksnake and says, "Sounds good. Now get over here and suck on yo' wife's big black dick!"
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Ok, which one of you all married a womern you met in a bar that had a mechanical bull.
And then got divorced.
Laughing
Fess up, has to be 30% of this place. 😄
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