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I'm not talking about earth shattering events, just things that make you think 'what the heck'.
One of mine is trying to make a sandwich, with a piece of meat that's so thin it only has one side. If I make a ham sandwich, I wanna taste ham. Roast beef sandwich, I wanna taste roast beef.
Another is..... my wife keeps a small jar with pens and pencils in it. Must be a dozen pens in that jar. Only 1 or 2 of the pens will actually write. If the dang things don't write, throw'em away!
Old Turd- Deplorable- Unrepentant Murderer- Domestic Violent Extremist
Just "Campfire Riffraff and Trash"
This will be my last post! Flave 1/3/21
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It chaps my ass when you let a car out and they can’t even give you a little wave!
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When my stepdaughter was living here she would eat damn near all the potato chips and close the bag and put it back in the pantry. BS I'm glad I don't have to deal with anymore. Just kill it. Who wants dust.
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I gotz uh 6.5 creedmore caliber YOU MEAN CARTRIDGE ? -------huh ?
PRESIDENT TRUMP 2024/2028 !!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Bristoe The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Other people’s kids
Now, I love kids. Unless they’re the whiny, screamy, unable to fugking listen to simple ass directions and follow clear rules kind of little schits that I’ve got running around my house right now
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People that pull into parking spaces better backed into.
I always back in when it's possible.
At kid events, you see 10 cars pulled in, to 1 backed in. Time to leave, all those dipshits are backing up with people everywhere, holding up cars trying to leave. WTF? This ain't that hard!
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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_______________________________________________________ An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
LOL
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I'm not talking about earth shattering events, just things that make you think 'what the heck'.
One of mine is trying to make a sandwich, with a piece of meat that's so thin it only has one side. If I make a ham sandwich, I wanna taste ham. Roast beef sandwich, I wanna taste roast beef.
Another is..... my wife keeps a small jar with pens and pencils in it. Must be a dozen pens in that jar. Only 1 or 2 of the pens will actually write. If the dang things don't write, throw'em away! I hate too much mayonnaise on ANYTHING. Ham salad sucks. I want to taste ham and not the mayo. If I pay for a tuna salad sandwich I want to taste Tuna and not mayonnaise. In fact, I just plain hate mayonnaise and anything that even resembles mayonnaise (Miracle whip) I don't mind some horse radish sauce but other than for prime rib, no one seems to have horse radish sauce for a sandwich. Yea, the pens in a jar that don't work are a pain in the butt too. kwg
For liberals and anarchists, power and control is opium, selling envy is the fastest and easiest way to get it. TRR. American conservative. Never trust a white liberal. Malcom X Current NRA member.
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People that ride your bumper for 5 miles, finally pass you and then turn into a driveway another 1/4mile up the road.
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Campfire Ranger
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I have a knack for always picking the slowest fuggin line in the grocery store. Hell, any store for that matter. I inwardly seethe the entire time.
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Older Texas ranchers that cannot reach the speed limit or head to the right lane when a passing lane appears. A daily experience...
Conduct is the best proof of character.
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Well we're Green and we're Gold, and we play better when it's cold. All us Cheese heads have our favorite superstar. We love Brett Favre.
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Liberals that think they're conservative and when I throw a beer can out of my truck window and it goes in my boat.
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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