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Mine's gained 20 # over the years. Way overpriced.
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"I Birn Quhil I Se" MacLeod of Lewis I Burn While I See Hold Fast MacLeod of Harris
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If I say she's a bargain I'm screwed, If i say she's expensive I'm screwed.
I'm not going there, I'm scared...........I'm not brave enough LT, I'm sorry.
Twenty some odd years ago I determined that no matter what I do I'm going to piss off some female so adopted a code of living that goes like this. If I have not pissed off some woman every day it means one of two things, I'm still in bed or I'm dead. So as part of my morning affirmations I find some woman to piss off because it's life affirming.
"Whensoever the General Government assumes undelegated powers, its acts are unauthoritative, void, and of no force." --Thomas Jefferson
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Campfire Tracker
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Don 't know what she cost me while we were married. The divorce cost me about $5950.00 per lb.
James Pepper: There's no law west of Dodge and no God west of the Pecos. Right, Mr. Chisum? John Chisum: Wrong, Mr. Pepper. Because no matter where people go, sooner or later there's the law. And sooner or later they find God's already been there.
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Campfire Savant
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I’m lucky, first divorce didn’t cost that much. I hope I don’t get another one.
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In these later years price is going down as poundage is going up
I’m lucky like that 😂
I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Don 't know what she cost me while we were married. The divorce cost me about $5950.00 per lb. I hope she didn't weigh 275 pounds.
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Can I think this on over,-- for a few years? you know the answer. "Her price is far above rubies."
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Remember the AMC Matador?
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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What does your wife cost? My wife doesn't cost anything on the big spreadsheet. She definitely more than earns her keep plus.
Montana MOFO
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Can't put a price on what can not be replaced.
The Karma bus always has an empty seat when it comes around.- High Brass
There's battle lines being drawn Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
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Don't know what wives cost per lb.
But....Figure it this way;
"It's cheaper to keep her" (Grin!)
Virgil B.
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I like mine, easy keeper.
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