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retirement - what men do when they die and women do when they marry! Al Bundy
Proper prior practice prevents piss poor performance!
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The wife isn't home tonight? 
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Nah. Got a flue shot yesterday at my doc's and feel like crap today! Watching a Married with children marathon when this gem popped up! Gave me a good chuckle!
Proper prior practice prevents piss poor performance!
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I saw a cross stich in a center. Woman's point of view.
"Retirement, half as much money, twice as much husband".
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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It won’t be too long for me, Wifey is 10 years younger. I’ll have a little time to myself.
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The biggest problem for both is getting used to being around each other 24 hours a day, when you are used to having your own space for a minimum of 9 hours a day, and so is she. We both command our own universe (more or less) until we retire, then we share that space. Very difficult transition.
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GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS
ESPECIALLY THE SNIPERS!
"Suppose you were an idiot And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself."
-Mark Twain
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Back when they lived in a 10 x 16 cabin.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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It won’t be too long for me, Wifey is 10 years younger. I’ll have a little time to myself. Oh yeah. I retired 4 years ago & wife is 5 years younger & still works. The once anticipated weekends now seem somewhat hectic. Monday to Friday is now the peaceful time.
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Marry an older woman. Problem solved.
I'm kidding of course. My wife will be well taken care of. Wouldn't have it any other way.
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It won’t be too long for me, Wifey is 10 years younger. I’ll have a little time to myself. Oh yeah. I retired 4 years ago & wife is 5 years younger & still works. The once anticipated weekends now seem somewhat hectic. Monday to Friday is now the peaceful time. My wife is nine years younger. I'm glad she likes her job since she is going to be working after I retire.
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retirement - what men do when they die and women do when they marry! Al Bundy Al Bundy is a philosopher on par with Socrates. Socrates="Gee, that didn't TASTE like tomato juice!"
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Al Bundy is a philosopher on par with Socrates. ![[Linked Image from i.pinimg.com]](https://i.pinimg.com/474x/e7/74/c3/e774c3cc98b42c2de51936716b8f8547.jpg)
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I liked Al Bundy, he did suffer a lot on the show!
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The biggest problem for both is getting used to being around each other 24 hours a day, when you are used to having your own space for a minimum of 9 hours a day, and so is she. We both command our own universe (more or less) until we retire, then we share that space. Very difficult transition. Pay attention to this, if you are planning retirement!!
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The biggest problem for both is getting used to being around each other 24 hours a day, when you are used to having your own space for a minimum of 9 hours a day, and so is she. We both command our own universe (more or less) until we retire, then we share that space. Very difficult transition. Pay attention to this, if you are planning retirement!! Indeed! It is at least as difficult as learning marriage. Without the sex, of course. 
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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I guess I will have to learn to cook, have supper ready when wifey gets home!
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The biggest problem for both is getting used to being around each other 24 hours a day, when you are used to having your own space for a minimum of 9 hours a day, and so is she. We both command our own universe (more or less) until we retire, then we share that space. Very difficult transition. Can’t the guy just go fishing or something every day? Like it’s his job?
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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A week on vacation is a long time of togetherness, can’t imagine every damn day.
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